Last night I dreamt I was out driving for no particular reason, when I spy to my right a huge building with a familiar logo on it. It said "The RinkWorks Server". So I thought I'd check it out... What I saw was a hollowed out Big K-Mart with an insane amount of hardware and various workers checking the machines. Then there was something about a GameCube, but I can remember what. Arg. So after I realized it had gotten late, I headed home, to find a green glowing dude with a sword and a ponytail scaling our house. I got to my brother's room just as he was climbing through my brother's window. We had a brief conversation which revealed that he was a Blockbuster Minion, and he'd come to collect either a game my brother rented... [RinkChat] Expired Memo: [TalkingDog->TalkingDog] ten years ago or his soul. He said he'd give us a few hours to look for the game. Since we couldn't find it, I killed the green guy. So, with that out of the way, it was time to join the newly formed Alias Army. Why? I dunno. The Alias Army was a regular army, except that nine years of service are mandatory and you have to change your name every year. I couldn't decide on a name, so they wouldn't let me in. Then my freakin' alarm clock went off. Gah.