Here's a strange one. Part one of my dream includes a wedding in which every guest but me was engaged. I hope that's not some kind of omen. Part two had something to do with our house being transformed into a log cabin with a mini-speedboat salesman in a corner. I bought one, and my dad told me to make sure I don't drive over the green logs which seem to have appeared in our backyard. Otherwise, bad things could happen. Well, I accidentally did just that and somehow ended up stranded in a bad part of Philadelphia without a speedboat. Big gap here. I eventually made it home to a party of some kind. I couldn't tell what was being celebrated, but it had something to do with symmetrical animal crackers and ice sculptures. Cut...
[RinkChat] Expired Memo: [TalkingDog->#Dreams] ...to a commercial for toilet paper. When we return, a goofy skinny guy with funny hair declared himself to be Frank, Joiner of Random Competitions at Extremely Opportune Times. This time, it was the Diving Into A Dumpster That's Balanced Atop A Palm Tree competition. In practicing for it, he came across an Acme Uber-Bomb in the dumpster set to go off in ten minutes. I don't remember what he did, but he saved the world. The Emperor of Earth then declared this day W00t Day, and we all went out for pizza at Carrabba's. Teh Edn.