| * TalkingDog GMs a random game. Anyone can play. Hmm. You're in line outside a movie theater for the huge blockbuster, when an army of ninjas shows up. The one who is clearly their leader attempts to skip ahead in line. WHAT DO YOU DO |
| Poim: Okay, if my computer locks up again, this time I'm just shutting the meltdown-ing machine off and going to bed. |
| * Enigma whistles at the departing shadows of Leen and Sam |
| Poim: Just to, you know, let you know. |
| * Gahalyn calls the ninja leader a poopyface. |
| Poim: I make them all cupcakes! |
| TalkingDog: The ninja leader doesn't appear to have noticed. |
| Chrysanthemum: Gaha: Thanks. :) |
| Enigma: Spray 'em with Moxie! |
| * Poim makes cupcakes, and includes a bit of nitro in the recipe. |
| Kysle: Stick a gardner snake down his pants! |
| Chrysanthemum: (Sorry I took so long to answer. I was practicing an essay.) |
| Gahalyn: No prob Chrys :) |
| TalkingDog: The ninja leader turns angrily and gestures toward you. The army jumps in to attack you all at once. Ummm. ROLL 1D20 FOR SURVIVAL. Or something. |
| [RinkChat] User TalkingDog rolls 1d20: 16 = 16 |
| [RinkChat] User Gahalyn rolls 1d20: 3 = 3 |
| TalkingDog: Ooh, tough one to beat. |
| * Poim stops, drops, and rolls! |
| Gahalyn: CRAP |
| Gahalyn: I think I just died. |
| [RinkChat] User Enigma rolls 1d20: 19 = 19 |
| TalkingDog: Sorry. Ooh, Enigma lives. |
| [RinkChat] User Poim rolls 1d20: 17 = 17 |
| Poim: I win! |
| [RinkChat] User Kysle rolls 1d20: 5 = 5 |
| TalkingDog: You both wipe out half the ninja army. The ninja leader orders a retreat. |
| Gahalyn: Hey don't make me die all alone OH YAY! |
| Poim: Score! |
| Enigma: Woot! |
| * Poim high-fives Enigma! |
| Poim: Cupcakes for the win! |
| * Gahalyn very very lowly fives Kysle. |
| Gahalyn: x_x |
| * TalkingDog thinks... |
| Gahalyn: TD, that was the funnest thing ever. |
| Kysle: Hey, at least I still have five fingers to do the deed. |
| Poim: Be careful doing that, TD, you might pull a muscle. |
| TalkingDog: Okay, you make it to the front of the line and CAN'T FIND YOUR WALLET |
| * Poim makes Gahalyn and Kysle some cupcakes. |
| Poim: Oh! |
| TalkingDog: Both of the surviving people. |
| * Poim steals Enigma's wallet? |
| * Enigma points at Poim, and mutters about it being her turn to pay. |
| Gahalyn: Yay cupcakes! |
| * Gahalyn haunts Enigma and says don't make the girl pay! |
| TalkingDog: The people behind you in line look angry. |
| * Kysle stares suspiciously at thesprinkles, or are they jimmies? |
| * Poim shows a little skin to get them in the theater.... |
| * Enigma asks the attendent for one of those super shocky CPR thingies. |
| Kysle: AED? |
| Gahalyn: =-O ! |
| Poim: Yanno, like two inches of kneecap. That should be enough. |
| TalkingDog: Roll 1d20 for seduction. I think. |
| Gahalyn: Oh. okay then. |
| TalkingDog: The ticket guy loses 4 on his roll for being male. |
| [RinkChat] User TalkingDog rolls 1d20-4: 14 = 14, modified by -4 = 10 |
| * Gahalyn is no longer =-O |
| [RinkChat] User Poim rolls 1d20: 1 = 1 |
| Poim: aw, crap! |
| Gahalyn: CRAP |
| Poim: I think I just got nailed for indecent exposure. |
| TalkingDog: Ouch. He seduces you instead. He now has your phone number. |
| Poim: of a kneecap! *sob* |
| Gahalyn: Hey. I was supposed to say that. |
| Enigma: Doh! |
| Gahalyn: LOL!!!!! |
| Poim: Oh, dear. |
| Enigma: Next time I guess I will pay. |
| * Poim is giggling 'till it hurts, irl. |
| * Enigma shows a little knee, too. |
| * Poim DIES laughing |
| Kysle: TD: Is superman still playing? |
| Chrysanthemum: You all are silly. |
| Gahalyn: What do you care? We're dead. |
| Chrysanthemum: LOL |
| * Poim finds a payphone and dials the clerk's number, in the meantime. |
| Gahalyn: Chrys: Us? *looks around* |
| TalkingDog: The ticket guy calls on the next people in line, and the line is moving again. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot the ninja leader, waving a pair of wallets at you and grinning. |
| TalkingDog: Well, as much of a grin as you can see behind his ninja mask thingy. |
| * Enigma attacks the ninja guy with super shocky CPR thingy. |
| Poim: (TD: it's called a pair of underwear. All the cool ninjas wear them on their heads.) |
| TalkingDog: Heheh. |
| TalkingDog: ROLL TIME. |
| * TalkingDog is totally wingin' this. |
| Gahalyn: oooop /awayish |
| Poim: Woot! |
| [RinkChat] User TalkingDog rolls 1d20: 1 = 1 |
| TalkingDog: Ouch! |
| [RinkChat] User Enigma rolls 1d20: 7 = 7 |
| Poim: Ho Ho! |
| Kysle: Can I come be a zombie? |
| Enigma: MoneymoneymoneymoneyMONEY! |
| [RinkChat] User Gahalyn rolls 1d20+42: 12 = 12, modified by 42 = 54 |
| TalkingDog: The ninja leader accidentally throws both of your wallets right into your hands. And Gahalyn comes back to life. |
| Gahalyn: :-D |
| Poim: *cheer!* |
| * Poim offers to buy the ninja leader some popcorn. |
| * TalkingDog ninja leader curses himself and runs home crying. |
| Poim: Rtas. |
| TalkingDog: Oops. |
| Poim: Hmm... rats* |
| Poim: I guess he was skeered of me. |
| TalkingDog: How'd I change the to /me? You know what I meant. |
| * TalkingDog isn't the ninja leader. |
| * Enigma uses super shocky CPR thingy on Kysle, attempting to revive him after 45 minutes of deadness. |
| Poim: GASP! |
| Poim: TD *is* the ninja leader! It was his idea all along! |
| * Poim retracts her offer to buy TD popcorn. |
| Chrysanthemum: Heeheehee BIRDIES. |
| Enigma: Thanks for the wallets, TD! |
| * Chrysanthemum is editing her pictures from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. |
| TalkingDog: Well, you're in the movie theater now, and someone's kicking your seat annoyingly. |
| Poim: It's the ninja leader again! |
| TalkingDog: You still have time before the previews are over. |
| * Gahalyn pokes their kidneys. |
| TalkingDog: It's not the ninja leader, unless he spontaneously de-aged several years. |
| * Kysle hits the ceiling... and sticks. |
| * Poim shoves pickles in the offender's ears! |
| * Enigma shoots a spitwad behind him, which requires some incredible flexibilty of the neck. |
| Poim: No, just one of those bendy-straws. |
| Kysle: Do they sell deep-fried pickles at the movies yet? |
| * Enigma doesn't think that far. His neck now hurts. |
| TalkingDog: Since I'm a little tired of this game, the offenders realize they're in the wrong theater and leave you to enjoy the awesome movie, whatever it is. |
| Poim: Yay! |
| TalkingDog: THE END |
| * Enigma cheers, then collapses on his keyboard from exhaaaaaaaaaaa |
| * Poim pours the ice from her supersized drink on Enigma's neck to soothe the hurtyness. |
| Enigma has left. |
| Poim: Ooooh, he didn't get away fast enough. I win! |
| * Poim is still giggling about the seduction part. |
| Chrysanthemum: Botgames, anyone? |
| TalkingDog: Hehehe. |
| * Gahalyn applauds |
| * TalkingDog bows. |
| * Kysle slowely peels away from the ceiling, taking some crackling black wallpaper with him. After hitting the floor with a thump, having everyone trip over him, Harry potter and Gandolf show up to revive him. |
| * Poim applauds TD |
| TalkingDog: No bots for me, thanks. |
| Poim: I'd better not. I have to sleep one of these days. |
| Chrysanthemum: Awww. |
| Gahalyn: Chrys: pooosssssibly......... I should go to sleep though....... |
| Chrysanthemum: Okay then. |
| Chrysanthemum: Some other time :) |
| Gahalyn: But I am so wanting to. |
| Poim: I ditto Gaha. But... I figure I'd better git while the gittin's good. |
| * Poim waves to all y'all! And shows a little knee! |
| Gahalyn: LOL!!! |
| Gahalyn: Byeee |
| Kysle: Toodles! |
| * TalkingDog dies. |
| TalkingDog: Later! |
| Poim has left. |
| TalkingDog: That was fun. |
| TalkingDog: ...I don't suppose anyone was transcribing? |
| Chrysanthemum: I don't even know how to do that. ;) |
| Kysle: I'm sure stephen was. |
| Stephen has left. |
| Kysle: *blink* |
| TalkingDog: Oh, well. |
| * Chrysanthemum goes to play iSketch. |
| Chrysanthemum is away. |
| Mia: Stephen doesn't transcribe chat logs... |
| TalkingDog: Silly Stephen. |