* TalkingDog GMs a random
game. Anyone can play. Hmm. You're in line outside a movie theater for
the huge blockbuster, when an army of ninjas shows up. The one who is
clearly their leader attempts to skip ahead in line. WHAT DO YOU DO |
Poim: Okay, if my computer locks up again, this time I'm just shutting the meltdown-ing machine off and going to bed.
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* Enigma whistles at the departing shadows of Leen and Sam |
Poim: Just to, you know, let you know. |
* Gahalyn calls the ninja leader a poopyface. |
Poim: I make them all cupcakes! |
TalkingDog: The ninja leader doesn't appear to have noticed. |
Chrysanthemum: Gaha: Thanks. :) |
Enigma: Spray 'em with Moxie! |
* Poim makes cupcakes, and includes a bit of nitro in the recipe. |
Kysle: Stick a gardner snake down his pants! |
Chrysanthemum: (Sorry I took so long to answer. I was practicing an essay.) |
Gahalyn: No prob Chrys :) |
TalkingDog:
The ninja leader turns angrily and gestures toward you. The army jumps
in to attack you all at once. Ummm. ROLL 1D20 FOR SURVIVAL. Or
something. |
[RinkChat] User TalkingDog rolls 1d20: 16 = 16 |
[RinkChat] User Gahalyn rolls 1d20: 3 = 3 |
TalkingDog: Ooh, tough one to beat. |
* Poim stops, drops, and rolls! |
Gahalyn: CRAP |
Gahalyn: I think I just died. |
[RinkChat] User Enigma rolls 1d20: 19 = 19 |
TalkingDog: Sorry. Ooh, Enigma lives. |
[RinkChat] User Poim rolls 1d20: 17 = 17 |
Poim: I win! |
[RinkChat] User Kysle rolls 1d20: 5 = 5 |
TalkingDog: You both wipe out half the ninja army. The ninja leader orders a retreat. |
Gahalyn: Hey don't make me die all alone OH YAY! |
Poim: Score! |
Enigma: Woot! |
* Poim high-fives Enigma! |
Poim: Cupcakes for the win! |
* Gahalyn very very lowly fives Kysle. |
Gahalyn: x_x |
* TalkingDog thinks... |
Gahalyn: TD, that was the funnest thing ever. |
Kysle: Hey, at least I still have five fingers to do the deed. |
Poim: Be careful doing that, TD, you might pull a muscle. |
TalkingDog: Okay, you make it to the front of the line and CAN'T FIND YOUR WALLET |
* Poim makes Gahalyn and Kysle some cupcakes. |
Poim: Oh! |
TalkingDog: Both of the surviving people. |
* Poim steals Enigma's wallet? |
* Enigma points at Poim, and mutters about it being her turn to pay. |
Gahalyn: Yay cupcakes! |
* Gahalyn haunts Enigma and says don't make the girl pay! |
TalkingDog: The people behind you in line look angry. |
* Kysle stares suspiciously at thesprinkles, or are they jimmies? |
* Poim shows a little skin to get them in the theater.... |
* Enigma asks the attendent for one of those super shocky CPR thingies. |
Kysle: AED? |
Gahalyn: =-O ! |
Poim: Yanno, like two inches of kneecap. That should be enough. |
TalkingDog: Roll 1d20 for seduction. I think. |
Gahalyn: Oh. okay then. |
TalkingDog: The ticket guy loses 4 on his roll for being male. |
[RinkChat] User TalkingDog rolls 1d20-4: 14 = 14, modified by -4 = 10
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* Gahalyn is no longer =-O |
[RinkChat] User Poim rolls 1d20: 1 = 1 |
Poim: aw, crap! |
Gahalyn: CRAP |
Poim: I think I just got nailed for indecent exposure. |
TalkingDog: Ouch. He seduces you instead. He now has your phone number. |
Poim: of a kneecap! *sob* |
Gahalyn: Hey. I was supposed to say that. |
Enigma: Doh! |
Gahalyn: LOL!!!!! |
Poim: Oh, dear. |
Enigma: Next time I guess I will pay. |
* Poim is giggling 'till it hurts, irl. |
* Enigma shows a little knee, too. |
* Poim DIES laughing |
Kysle: TD: Is superman still playing? |
Chrysanthemum: You all are silly. |
Gahalyn: What do you care? We're dead. |
Chrysanthemum: LOL |
* Poim finds a payphone and dials the clerk's number, in the meantime. |
Gahalyn: Chrys: Us? *looks around* |
TalkingDog:
The ticket guy calls on the next people in line, and the line is moving
again. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot the ninja leader, waving
a pair of wallets at you and grinning. |
TalkingDog: Well, as much of a grin as you can see behind his ninja mask thingy. |
* Enigma attacks the ninja guy with super shocky CPR thingy. |
Poim: (TD: it's called a pair of underwear. All the cool ninjas wear them on their heads.) |
TalkingDog: Heheh. |
TalkingDog: ROLL TIME. |
* TalkingDog is totally wingin' this. |
Gahalyn: oooop /awayish |
Poim: Woot! |
[RinkChat] User TalkingDog rolls 1d20: 1 = 1 |
TalkingDog: Ouch! |
[RinkChat] User Enigma rolls 1d20: 7 = 7 |
Poim: Ho Ho! |
Kysle: Can I come be a zombie? |
Enigma: MoneymoneymoneymoneyMONEY! |
[RinkChat] User Gahalyn rolls 1d20+42: 12 = 12, modified by 42 = 54
|
TalkingDog: The ninja leader accidentally throws both of your wallets right into your hands. And Gahalyn comes back to life.
|
Gahalyn: :-D |
Poim: *cheer!* |
* Poim offers to buy the ninja leader some popcorn. |
* TalkingDog ninja leader curses himself and runs home crying. |
Poim: Rtas. |
TalkingDog: Oops. |
Poim: Hmm... rats* |
Poim: I guess he was skeered of me. |
TalkingDog: How'd I change the to /me? You know what I meant. |
* TalkingDog isn't the ninja leader. |
* Enigma uses super shocky CPR thingy on Kysle, attempting to revive him after 45 minutes of deadness.
|
Poim: GASP! |
Poim: TD *is* the ninja leader! It was his idea all along! |
* Poim retracts her offer to buy TD popcorn. |
Chrysanthemum: Heeheehee BIRDIES. |
Enigma: Thanks for the wallets, TD! |
* Chrysanthemum is editing her pictures from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. |
TalkingDog: Well, you're in the movie theater now, and someone's kicking your seat annoyingly. |
Poim: It's the ninja leader again! |
TalkingDog: You still have time before the previews are over. |
* Gahalyn pokes their kidneys. |
TalkingDog: It's not the ninja leader, unless he spontaneously de-aged several years. |
* Kysle hits the ceiling... and sticks. |
* Poim shoves pickles in the offender's ears! |
* Enigma shoots a spitwad behind him, which requires some incredible flexibilty of the neck.
|
Poim: No, just one of those bendy-straws. |
Kysle: Do they sell deep-fried pickles at the movies yet? |
* Enigma doesn't think that far. His neck now hurts. |
TalkingDog:
Since I'm a little tired of this game, the offenders realize they're in
the wrong theater and leave you to enjoy the awesome movie, whatever it
is. |
Poim: Yay! |
TalkingDog: THE END |
* Enigma cheers, then collapses on his keyboard from exhaaaaaaaaaaa |
* Poim pours the ice from her supersized drink on Enigma's neck to soothe the hurtyness.
|
Enigma has left. |
Poim: Ooooh, he didn't get away fast enough. I win! |
* Poim is still giggling about the seduction part. |
Chrysanthemum: Botgames, anyone? |
TalkingDog: Hehehe. |
* Gahalyn applauds |
* TalkingDog bows. |
*
Kysle slowely peels away from the ceiling, taking some crackling black
wallpaper with him. After hitting the floor with a thump, having
everyone trip over him, Harry potter and Gandolf show up to revive him. |
* Poim applauds TD |
TalkingDog: No bots for me, thanks. |
Poim: I'd better not. I have to sleep one of these days. |
Chrysanthemum: Awww. |
Gahalyn: Chrys: pooosssssibly......... I should go to sleep though....... |
Chrysanthemum: Okay then. |
Chrysanthemum: Some other time :) |
Gahalyn: But I am so wanting to. |
Poim: I ditto Gaha. But... I figure I'd better git while the gittin's good. |
* Poim waves to all y'all! And shows a little knee! |
Gahalyn: LOL!!! |
Gahalyn: Byeee |
Kysle: Toodles! |
* TalkingDog dies. |
TalkingDog: Later! |
Poim has left. |
TalkingDog: That was fun. |
TalkingDog: ...I don't suppose anyone was transcribing? |
Chrysanthemum: I don't even know how to do that. ;) |
Kysle: I'm sure stephen was. |
Stephen has left. |
Kysle: *blink* |
TalkingDog: Oh, well. |
* Chrysanthemum goes to play iSketch. |
Chrysanthemum is away. |
Mia: Stephen doesn't transcribe chat logs... |
TalkingDog: Silly Stephen. |