Sundragyn: I beg you, never name your child after the place it was
conceived.
Sosiqui: "This is my son, Motel 6."
mamday: Or
"This is my daughter, Honda-accord"
Sosiqui: NO
* DemanusFlint would like you all to meet
Kitchen-Table
Beasty: Hehe. Posh and Becks' son is named
Brooklyn after where they were when he was conceived.
Sosiqui: DF:
AH
Sosiqui: Or, worse yet...
* Ria would be
named Kaweah, which actually is better than "Honda Accord," were she named after
where she was born
Sosiqui: "These are my children, IBM
Parking Lot and Bathtub." NOOOOOO.
Sundragyn: "I'd like to introduce
you to Hayloft."
Cynthia has
entered.
Zarniwoop has
entered.
Mia: CYNTHIA AND ZARNI HELLO
Sosiqui: OH
NO RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIVES
gremlinn: Cynthiwoop!
* Sosiqui runs for her life
* Cynthia reads the buffer.
Cynthia: LOL
LOL LOL
* Sundragyn is rather glad she isn't named
"Calgary."
* Zarniwoop thinks it's a good
thing that the Beckhams never got more precise.
Zarniwoop:
What would we have seen then? Bed Beckham? Carpet Beckham? Kitchen Floor
Beckham?
Cynthia: "This is my cousin, Dakota." "Dakota what?" "Dakota
Women's Prison."
Sundragyn: AH
DemanusFlint:
Hey.
Zarniwoop: I'd like you to meet my son,
The-Last-Toilet-Cubicle-From-The-End.
Sundragyn: ACK
mamday:
Or "My daughter, Flight 65 to London".
Sundragyn: "Hi, my name is
Airplane Bathroom."
Cynthia: Sun: You probably don't want to know
about my other cousin. She's named after a men's prison and has two
daddies.
Zarniwoop: His brother,
The-Last-Northern-Line-Train-Of-The-Night...
Sundragyn: Cyn: Children
should NOT be named after prisons, I'm sorry.
Cynthia: Sun: I'm making
it all up anyway; no worries.
Beasty: And their sister,
"Deserted-platform-three-on-King-Cross-Station"...
*
Sosiqui is DYING
Zarniwoop: Her friend,
On-Tracey-Emin's-Bed...
Sosiqui: I SHULD KICK U
ALLS
Sundragyn: Cyn:
You scared me, there. Gosh, I'm naive.
Beasty: Sosi: But you're
enjoying it too much.
Sundragyn: LOL LOL
Sosiqui: Beasty: Go
pour bees in your pants and JUST SITS THERE
Beasty: Sosi:
Ner!
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to
'"Hello, I'm....."' by Sosiqui.
Zarniwoop: My cousin,
Halfway-Up-Mount-Everest
* Beasty can imagine applying
for a passport...
Zarniwoop: And his younger brother,
At-The-Summit-Of-Mount-Everest.
* Cynthia envisions
the stick-on name badge at a corporate conference: "Hello, I'm Backyard Hammock
Smith."
Sundragyn: Movie Projection Room
Simpson.
Sosiqui: Cynth: STOP ABUSING MY LAST NAEM
* DemanusFlint imagines his first day of school... "Class, I'd
like you to meet Quickie-between-classes-under-my-desk
Jones."
Beasty: Backrow-of-the-cinema
Wilson.
Cynthia: Ooooooooops. Sorry, Sosi.
gremlinn: Yeah,
right. Your last name couldn't really be Smith.
Sundragyn:
Drive-In-Theatre Johnson.
* Beasty's name has been
abused a few times now. He doesn't care.
Zarniwoop:
In-The-Middle-Of-A-Traffic-Jam-On-The-M25 Parkes...
Nyperold: Shower
Stall Waters.
DemanusFlint: Tunnel-of-Love Williams.
Beasty:
All right people, own up. Who's archiving this?
Sosiqui: grem: You
hush. :P
Sundragyn: Out-Of-Gas-On-A-Deserted-Country-Road-At-Night
Richardson.
* Cynthia
is.
Zarniwoop: Broken-Down-In-A-Layby-On-The-M1
D'Arcy...
Nyperold: Elevator Downs.
gremlinn: OH NO TIME TO
ACT HUMMOROUS AND ARKIVABLE
Beasty: Stuck-in-a-lift
Fletcher.
Zarniwoop: Sitting-On-The-Hard-Shoulder
Hopwell...
Cynthia: In A Posh Hotel Far From Mommy's Husband
Willis.
Sosiqui: Cynth: *splutter*
Cynthia:
Zarniwoop: Space Needle
Armstrong!
Cynthia: Suzie's Massage Parlour Anderson.
Mia:
Oh, why don't you just name the kid, "Wild Orgy" or
something?
DemanusFlint: Airplane-bathrrom Marks.
Sundragyn:
Swinger's Club Welch.
Zarniwoop: CN Tower-Turner
Cynthia:
Mia: NICE
Sundragyn: *gasp*
Mia: Oh, it's no worse than ALL
OF YOU.
Beasty: In-Orbit-around-the-moon
Armstrong
Zarniwoop: On-The-Moon Aldrin
Sundragyn: Behind
The Shelves at the Library Smythe
* Mensekemeser
blinks at the conversation. O. Kay.
Ria: Mense:
Eheheheh.
Nyperold: Marianas Trench Cousteau?
Zarniwoop:
Underwater Verne
Sosiqui: Nyp: There's no way there was ro.. OKAY THAT
THOUGHT CAN STOP RIGHT THERE.
* Athaleon wonders if
this will continue until every possible place has been
listed.
Zarniwoop: In-A-Hot-Air-Balloon
Branson.
Sundragyn: Backstage Shakespeare.
Cynthia: 463:
Well, until someone mentions your bedroom. Then it just becomes a discussion of
impossibilities.
Sosiqui: *splutter*
Sundragyn: Mom And Dad
Were Out Of Town Arnold.
Beasty: Pit-Lane
Schumacher.
Sosiqui: It would be really bad if a newbie were to come
in now.
Mia: MOM AND DAD WERE....? OKAT THAT CAN STOP RIGHT
NOW.
Zarniwoop: Oval-Office Polk
Zarniwoop:
In-The-Queue-For-Lenin's-Mausoleum Bronstein.
Sosiqui: AH
BAD.
RinkChat: User Zarniwoop has been quieted by
Sosiqui.
RinkChat: User Cynthia has been
quieted by Sosiqui.
Sosiqui: Now, are Cynthia and Zarni-poo
going to be good now? ;)
RinkChat: User Cynthia has
been unquieted by Sosiqui.
RinkChat: User
Zarniwoop has been unquieted by Sosiqui.
Zarniwoop: Can I
do one more? Then I'll be quiet again.
Mia: If it's a good
one.
* Cynthia is a perfect little
angel.
Mia: Cynthia : HAHAAHHAHAAHHA!
Zarniwoop:
On-Top-Of-The-Washing-Machine Hoover
RinkChat: User
Zarniwoop has been quieted by Sosiqui.
Sosiqui: SHOOOOOOSH
KTHX
RinkChat: User Zarniwoop has been unquieted by
Sosiqui.
Ria: Well, he said he'd be quiet again.
* Mensekemeser puts a "tempt me" sign on Cynthia's
back.
Sosiqui: Oh. I missed that. Sorry,
Zarn.
Zarniwoop: *pout*
* Mia goes because
you all just corrupted her sweet, innocent mind.
BYE.
Mensekemeser: I'm surprised it lasted this long.
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