Sosiqui: "This is my son, Motel 6."
mamday: Or "This is my daughter, Honda-accord"
Sosiqui: NO
* DemanusFlint would like you all to meet Kitchen-Table
Beasty: Hehe. Posh and Becks' son is named Brooklyn after where they were when he was conceived.
Sosiqui: DF: AH
Sosiqui: Or, worse yet...
* Ria would be named Kaweah, which actually is better than "Honda Accord," were she named after where she was born
Sosiqui: "These are my children, IBM Parking Lot and Bathtub." NOOOOOO.
Sundragyn: "I'd like to introduce you to Hayloft."
Cynthia has entered.
Zarniwoop has entered.
Mia: CYNTHIA AND ZARNI HELLO
Sosiqui: OH NO RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIVES
gremlinn: Cynthiwoop!
* Sosiqui runs for her life
* Cynthia reads the buffer.
Cynthia: LOL LOL LOL
* Sundragyn is rather glad she isn't named "Calgary."
* Zarniwoop thinks it's a good thing that the Beckhams never got more precise.
Zarniwoop: What would we have seen then? Bed Beckham? Carpet Beckham? Kitchen Floor Beckham?
Cynthia: "This is my cousin, Dakota." "Dakota what?" "Dakota Women's Prison."
Sundragyn: AH
DemanusFlint: Hey.
Zarniwoop: I'd like you to meet my son, The-Last-Toilet-Cubicle-From-The-End.
Sundragyn: ACK
mamday: Or "My daughter, Flight 65 to London".
Sundragyn: "Hi, my name is Airplane Bathroom."
Cynthia: Sun: You probably don't want to know about my other cousin. She's named after a men's prison and has two daddies.
Zarniwoop: His brother, The-Last-Northern-Line-Train-Of-The-Night...
Sundragyn: Cyn: Children should NOT be named after prisons, I'm sorry.
Cynthia: Sun: I'm making it all up anyway; no worries.
Beasty: And their sister, "Deserted-platform-three-on-King-Cross-Station"...
* Sosiqui is DYING
Zarniwoop: Her friend, On-Tracey-Emin's-Bed...
Sosiqui: I SHULD KICK U ALLS
Sundragyn: Cyn:
You scared me, there. Gosh, I'm naive.Beasty: Sosi: But you're enjoying it too much.
Sundragyn: LOL LOL
Sosiqui: Beasty: Go pour bees in your pants and JUST SITS THERE
Beasty: Sosi: Ner!
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to '"Hello, I'm....."' by Sosiqui.
Zarniwoop: My cousin, Halfway-Up-Mount-Everest
* Beasty can imagine applying for a passport...
Zarniwoop: And his younger brother, At-The-Summit-Of-Mount-Everest.
* Cynthia envisions the stick-on name badge at a corporate conference: "Hello, I'm Backyard Hammock Smith."
Sundragyn: Movie Projection Room Simpson.
Sosiqui: Cynth: STOP ABUSING MY LAST NAEM
* DemanusFlint imagines his first day of school... "Class, I'd like you to meet Quickie-between-classes-under-my-desk Jones."
Beasty: Backrow-of-the-cinema Wilson.
Cynthia: Ooooooooops. Sorry, Sosi.
gremlinn: Yeah, right. Your last name couldn't really be Smith.
Sundragyn: Drive-In-Theatre Johnson.
* Beasty's name has been abused a few times now. He doesn't care.
Zarniwoop: In-The-Middle-Of-A-Traffic-Jam-On-The-M25 Parkes...
Nyperold: Shower Stall Waters.
DemanusFlint: Tunnel-of-Love Williams.
Beasty: All right people, own up. Who's archiving this?
Sosiqui: grem: You hush. :P
Sundragyn: Out-Of-Gas-On-A-Deserted-Country-Road-At-Night Richardson.
* Cynthia is.
Zarniwoop: Broken-Down-In-A-Layby-On-The-M1 D'Arcy...
Nyperold: Elevator Downs.
gremlinn: OH NO TIME TO ACT HUMMOROUS AND ARKIVABLE
Beasty: Stuck-in-a-lift Fletcher.
Zarniwoop: Sitting-On-The-Hard-Shoulder Hopwell...
Cynthia: In A Posh Hotel Far From Mommy's Husband Willis.
Sosiqui: Cynth: *splutter*
Cynthia:
Zarniwoop: Space Needle Armstrong!
Cynthia: Suzie's Massage Parlour Anderson.
Mia: Oh, why don't you just name the kid, "Wild Orgy" or something?
DemanusFlint: Airplane-bathrrom Marks.
Sundragyn: Swinger's Club Welch.
Zarniwoop: CN Tower-Turner
Cynthia: Mia: NICE
Sundragyn: *gasp*
Mia: Oh, it's no worse than ALL OF YOU.
Beasty: In-Orbit-around-the-moon Armstrong
Zarniwoop: On-The-Moon Aldrin
Sundragyn: Behind The Shelves at the Library Smythe
* Mensekemeser blinks at the conversation. O. Kay.
Ria: Mense: Eheheheh.
Nyperold: Marianas Trench Cousteau?
Zarniwoop: Underwater Verne
Sosiqui: Nyp: There's no way there was ro.. OKAY THAT THOUGHT CAN STOP RIGHT THERE.
* Athaleon wonders if this will continue until every possible place has been listed.
Zarniwoop: In-A-Hot-Air-Balloon Branson.
Sundragyn: Backstage Shakespeare.
Cynthia: 463: Well, until someone mentions your bedroom. Then it just becomes a discussion of impossibilities.
Sosiqui: *splutter*
Sundragyn: Mom And Dad Were Out Of Town Arnold.
Beasty: Pit-Lane Schumacher.
Sosiqui: It would be really bad if a newbie were to come in now.
Mia: MOM AND DAD WERE....? OKAT THAT CAN STOP RIGHT NOW.
Zarniwoop: Oval-Office Polk
Zarniwoop: In-The-Queue-For-Lenin's-Mausoleum Bronstein.
Sosiqui: AH BAD.
RinkChat: User Zarniwoop has been quieted by Sosiqui.
RinkChat: User Cynthia has been quieted by Sosiqui.
Sosiqui: Now, are Cynthia and Zarni-poo going to be good now? ;)
RinkChat: User Cynthia has been unquieted by Sosiqui.
RinkChat: User Zarniwoop has been unquieted by Sosiqui.
Zarniwoop: Can I do one more? Then I'll be quiet again.
Mia: If it's a good one.
* Cynthia is a perfect little angel.
Mia: Cynthia : HAHAAHHAHAAHHA!
Zarniwoop: On-Top-Of-The-Washing-Machine Hoover
RinkChat: User Zarniwoop has been quieted by Sosiqui.
Sosiqui: SHOOOOOOSH KTHX
RinkChat: User Zarniwoop has been unquieted by Sosiqui.
Ria: Well, he said he'd be quiet again.
* Mensekemeser puts a "tempt me" sign on Cynthia's back.
Sosiqui: Oh. I missed that. Sorry, Zarn.
Zarniwoop: *pout*
* Mia goes because you all just corrupted her sweet, innocent mind. BYE.
Mensekemeser: I'm surprised it lasted this long.