Sosiqui: We could do Iron Chat. Like Iron Chef. We'd make millions. MILLIONS.
* gremlinn injects himself full of steroids.
* Zarniwoop is half asleep.
* Help is too busy trying to "keep it real."
LesiSputnik: Iron Chef is corny.
Sosiqui: I think Zarni needs the steroids.
LesiSputnik: and my dad thinks it's rigged.
LesiSputnik: sometimes the chat could use an iron lung, I think.
Sosiqui: The chat has polio?
Sosiqui: Good heavens!
TBG: Or, at least that's my impersonation of Iron Chat.
* Sosiqui looks about suspiciously at people.
Lindra: Sosi: How are you?
RinkChat: User Athaleon has been kicked from the room by Sosiqui.
Sosiqui: Fine, thanks.
Athaleon has left.
BurgerKing:
Ria: Eek. Iron-fisted Sosi
Sosiqui: IRON CHAT.
Sosiqui: All part of the process.
* Lindra has a sudden vision of being enclosed in iron and looks about nervously.
Nyperold: Ferrous Fair, after all.
Sosiqui: Oh.
Sosiqui: Well, I'd hate for that not to come true for you, Lindra.
RinkChat: User Lindra has been kicked from the room by Sosiqui.
Lindra has left.
* Sosiqui, fulfiller of dreams
famous: Hehe.
Sosiqui: Zarni: But not that one.
Ria: Iron Chef Sosi, bringing spice and pep into RinkChat.
Sosiqui: Make that some dreams. Not all.
Zarniwoop: Damn. How about the other one?
Sosiqui: But I do my best, I do.
Sosiqui: Zarni: *thinks* GOOD GOD MAN. NO.
Lindra has entered.
codeman38 has entered.
LesiSputnik: hi, cm! watch out for what you type, or you might meet a certain Iron Sosi...
Cynthia: Sos: You going to let Lesi question the regime?
Sosiqui: It's not a regime.
Zarniwoop: Worth a try.
Sosiqui: It's a land of happy fluffy bunnies and rainbows and suns with smiley faces and Zarniwoop with a pink bow in his hair.
TBG: My dream is to become an operator, :wink wink: Sosiqui.
* codeman38, Iron Geek
Sosiqui: TBG: Okay, I'll tell AT&T to hire you. But I doubt they'll listen.
Sosiqui: Also, DON'T WINK AT ME.
Sosiqui: At least not THAT WAY.
Mary: LOL
LesiSputnik: Iron Geek: when Comedy Central and the Food Network collide.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'Iron Chat' by Sosiqui.
El_Diablo: Who is Kaiser Sosi?
Zarniwoop: I TOOK THE BOW OUT AGES AGO PAY ATTENTION
Sosiqui: Isn't that a sort of sausage?
* Cynthia sticks a pretty green one in to replace it.
El_Diablo: It's a play on Kaiser Sosae from The Usual Suspects
Sosiqui: Zarni: You are not fitting into this happy fa... um... land, then.
Zarniwoop: ECK NO GET THE GREEN OUT
Sosiqui: Hrm.
LesiSputnik: green is a double-edged color.
Sosiqui: Better go back to pink, Cynth.
* Cynthia adds a white one, and a blue one.
* TBG does not wink IN THAT WAY at people he has NEVER MET BEFORE.
* Cynthia flees now.
LesiSputnik: there's some really nice shades, and some really monstrous ones.
Sosiqui: TBG: That hasn't stopped some.
* El_Diablo glues the bows down on Zarn's head
Ria: Methinks Sosi is quite hyper.
* Zarniwoop grabs his hose and squirts Cynthia with it.
* El_Diablo hides the superglue
Sosiqui: WE NEED THE PINK TO GO WITH THE FLUFFY BUNNIES AND THE SMILEY FACE SUN.
TBG: Well, they're them, I'm me. Or at least I think I am. . .
* Zarniwoop pulls them off before they can properly adhere.
Sosiqui: AND WE NEED YOU TO ALL SING IT'S A SMALL WORLD, TOO.
Ria: It's a small world after all
Sosiqui: Actually, don't.
El_Diablo: It's a small world after all, It's a SMALL world after all, it's a small, small world.
* El_Diablo can't and won't remember the rest of the song
Sosiqui: The world's not quite small enough for me.
Cynthia: I think ickle Zarnidear looks ADORABLE with blue and white bows.
Sosiqui: Awwwwwww.
Ria: Did you braid his hair to go with it?
BurgerKing: IT'S A BIG HONKIN' WORLD AFTER ALL.
Zarniwoop: Yeah. Good thing I pulled them off before the glue stuck. Isn't it?
Zarniwoop: Do try and keep up.
* Cynthia ties Zarniwoop to a beauty shop chair.
Zarniwoop: Erk.
Sosiqui: WAIT.
El_Diablo: Um, Zarn, I used instant superglue
Nyperold: o/` It's a smell world after all... o/`
Sosiqui: We need the cute singing animals.
* Cynthia gets out a hairbrush and BRUSHES HIS HAIR AHHHHHHHH TANGLES before she braids it.
El_Diablo: They're still there, only now your hands are stuck
Zarniwoop: There's no such thing as instant supergule.
Lindra: Beware of the beauty shop.
* Cynthia adds KYOOT BOWS.
El_Diablo: Zarn: I created it
Sosiqui: HOW KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE.
Zarniwoop: I didn't know you were into this sort of thing, Cynthia.
Sosiqui: It's absolutely ADORKABLE.
Lindra: Nyp: LOL
Sosiqui: In a very messed-up and WRONG way.
Zarniwoop: Tough. If I don't want bows, I don't have them.
Sosiqui: THIS IS A FAMILY CHAT KIDDIES.
* El_Diablo will be back
El_Diablo is away.
Zarniwoop: [Sosi] Is it? Well, could you get her to control her primal urges?
* BurgerKing is a cute singing animal wearing, um, something cutely anthropomorphic.
Sosiqui: Zarni: As if I have any control over Cynthia or her urges.
BurgerKing: Like a hat or suspenders or something.
* Lindra runs /away before she dies of laughter.
Lindra is away.
flyingcats: OHMY.
flyingcats is back.
BurgerKing: LALALA.
Sosiqui: LOL.
Sosiqui: Very nice.
* BurgerKing dances, too.
Sosiqui: Let me see a SPRITELY jig out of you, flingkittay.
Sosiqui: Also, I will sweep out the detritus.
flyingcats: Heh. : P
RinkChat: User Silon has been kicked from the room by Sosiqui.
Silon has left.
* Ria is beginning to both anticipate and greatly fear the RU.
RinkChat: User Help has been kicked from the room by Sosiqui.
Help has left.
Zarniwoop: [Sosi] How about her hairdresing urges?
RinkChat: User TimTheEnchanter has been kicked from the room by Sosiqui.
* Ria can slepp if she tries
TimTheEnchanter has left.
Ria: ARGH.
Sosiqui: LOL.
Sosiqui: My typo demons run wild.