I received this transcript after the fact and wasn't actually present;
it's here partly as a favour to those involved, but mostly because it's
hilarious.
Counterpoint: c_c: Whoa. Nothing is identical at that level of
detail.
Counterpoint: So far as we understand, at
least.
coke_can: Identical twins are.
Counterpoint: Except
for mitotic divisions.
coke_can: So are
clones.
Counterpoint: Clone apples to make
oranges.
DemanusFlint: WUT ABOUT THEIR SOULS?
Counterpoint:
...
coke_can: They'll just have to live without
them.
DemanusFlint: LIVING WITHOUT A SOUL?
Rabbitlord: DF:
What do you care? You don't have one.
* DemanusFlint =
Dark WARLORD OF HELL
Morris: APPLES DON'T HAVE
SOULS
Rabbitlord: No, no, the Dark Warlord of Hell has a soul. Just
one in need of a shower.
Morris: BREADS ARE THE ONLY FOODS WITH
SOULS
DemanusFlint: AND SHOES
* DemanusFlint
= robot, then?
Rabbitlord: DemanusFlint =
Apple
DemanusFlint: APPLES HAVE SOULS DAMMIT
Rabbitlord: No,
they don't.
Rabbitlord: You have no soul.
Rabbitlord: ...
BECAUSE you're an apple.
DemanusFlint: DemanusFlint = IBM, thank you
very much.
Rabbitlord: And I KNOW you're an apple, because you have no
soul.
* DemanusFlint smells the sweet scent of faulty
logic. (-:
Rabbitlord: How would you know? You're just an
apple.
* DemanusFlint snarls. Even if apples didn't
have souls, they would still use logic.
Rabbitlord: They
don't have any brains, either.
coke_can: DF: Did you get turned into
an apple by Mrs. Gorf?
Rabbitlord: I know you don't, and you're an
apple.
DemanusFlint: How would you expect an apple to be sentient
without souls or logics?
Rabbitlord: Maybe you're just a very artistic
apple.
DemanusFlint: I suppose it's pos... WAITAMINUTE. I'm not an
apple!
Rabbitlord: Your art probably isn't any good, because you have
no soul, but you have no sense of logic anyway, so you can't tell the art is bad
just because it doesn't sell.
Rabbitlord: Not too quick on the uptake,
either. Yeah. Definitely an apple.
RinkChat: The chat
room topic has been changed to 'How would you know? You're just an apple.' by
Morris.
DemanusFlint: Hey! Am not!
DemanusFlint:
And my art is New Age, okay? Civilization just isn't ready for it. There will be
buyers.
coke_can: But by that time, you'll be dead.
* DemanusFlint = H4RDC0R3 APPLE
D00D!!!1~
Rabbitlord: You just think people will like it,
you silly apple.
coke_can: No one eat DF, he has a hard core.
*DemanusFlint* YES! I SNUCK AN APPLE PUN IN
THERE!
.
.
.
* Mary reads the
buffer. "I know you're an apple because you have no soul."
Uh...
El_CJ: How would a full-fledged apple feel about that
statement?
DemanusFlint: I got pretty angry, actually.
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