I received this transcript after the fact and wasn't actually present;
it's here partly as a favour to those involved, but mostly because it's
Counterpoint: c_c: Whoa. Nothing is identical at that level of
Counterpoint: So far as we understand, at least.
coke_can: Identical twins are.
Counterpoint: Except for mitotic divisions.
coke_can: So are clones.
Counterpoint: Clone apples to make oranges.
DemanusFlint: WUT ABOUT THEIR SOULS?
coke_can: They'll just have to live without them.
DemanusFlint: LIVING WITHOUT A SOUL?
Rabbitlord: DF: What do you care? You don't have one.
* DemanusFlint = Dark WARLORD OF HELL
Morris: APPLES DON'T HAVE SOULS
Rabbitlord: No, no, the Dark Warlord of Hell has a soul. Just one in need of a shower.
Morris: BREADS ARE THE ONLY FOODS WITH SOULS
DemanusFlint: AND SHOES
* DemanusFlint = robot, then?
Rabbitlord: DemanusFlint = Apple
DemanusFlint: APPLES HAVE SOULS DAMMIT
Rabbitlord: No, they don't.
Rabbitlord: You have no soul.
Rabbitlord: ... BECAUSE you're an apple.
DemanusFlint: DemanusFlint = IBM, thank you very much.
Rabbitlord: And I KNOW you're an apple, because you have no soul.
* DemanusFlint smells the sweet scent of faulty logic. (-:
Rabbitlord: How would you know? You're just an apple.
* DemanusFlint snarls. Even if apples didn't have souls, they would still use logic.
Rabbitlord: They don't have any brains, either.
coke_can: DF: Did you get turned into an apple by Mrs. Gorf?
Rabbitlord: I know you don't, and you're an apple.
DemanusFlint: How would you expect an apple to be sentient without souls or logics?
Rabbitlord: Maybe you're just a very artistic apple.
DemanusFlint: I suppose it's pos... WAITAMINUTE. I'm not an apple!
Rabbitlord: Your art probably isn't any good, because you have no soul, but you have no sense of logic anyway, so you can't tell the art is bad just because it doesn't sell.
Rabbitlord: Not too quick on the uptake, either. Yeah. Definitely an apple.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'How would you know? You're just an apple.' by Morris.
DemanusFlint: Hey! Am not!
DemanusFlint: And my art is New Age, okay? Civilization just isn't ready for it. There will be buyers.
coke_can: But by that time, you'll be dead.
* DemanusFlint = H4RDC0R3 APPLE D00D!!!1~
Rabbitlord: You just think people will like it, you silly apple.
coke_can: No one eat DF, he has a hard core.
*DemanusFlint* YES! I SNUCK AN APPLE PUN IN THERE!
* Mary reads the buffer. "I know you're an apple because you have no soul." Uh...
El_CJ: How would a full-fledged apple feel about that statement?
DemanusFlint: I got pretty angry, actually.
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