Beasty: AGH! The coffee machine had no sugar in it. This coffee is yuck!
Cynthia: Beasty: NOOOOOOOOOOO
* Cynthia's ex-boyfriend's work used to have a coffee machine that was notorious for being invaded by ants.
Brunnen_G: There's one where I work which is like that too. The button for "hot chocolate" should really be relabelled "cup-o'-ants"
Beasty: Extra protein in the coffee!
Brunnen_G: You press the button and it churns for a while and then spits out a wad of smushed dead ants into the cup.
Brunnen_G: If you're lucky sometimes you get boiling water on top of them.
Beasty: Mind you, the "hot water only" button on this one should have "with extra white gloopy stuff" added.
Beasty: Ant soup?
Cynthia: BG: Nice. And the one Markus used to complain about only had the dead ants floating on top.
Brunnen_G: Oh yeah. That's what it would be.
Beasty: Add croutons for flavour, BG.
Brunnen_G: Ew, croutons.
Darien: I want an ant dispenser. That would RULE. Anytime someone I don't like comes over, I could offer him a cup of smashed dead ants with boiling water sloshed on top.
Brunnen_G: I mean, ew, ants, too. But that doesn't make croutons any less ew.
Darien: I think that should help the point across rather nicely. ;-}
Brunnen_G: Ant dispenser? LOL
Beasty: Well, what do you know, Ant farms have a second use.
Brunnen_G: Why do people eat croutons when they would not necessarily eat small hard lumps of stale bread with salt on it?
Darien: Mmm. Salt.
Brunnen_G: Do they think, "Yum, small hard lumps of stale bread with salt on it FLOATING IN STUFF"? Does that make it haute cuisine?
Beasty: BG: Cos they get soggified by the ant soup.
Ellmyruh: Darien: Why do you invite people over if you don't like them?
Darien: You could call it "Croutant Soufflé."
Beasty: Aw, man. It's only when you get to the bottom of the cup you discover it has undissolved bits in it.
Brunnen_G: Probably he invites them over and then changes his mind part way through the evening about liking them.
Beasty: Crunchy ones, too.
Darien: L: Who invites people over? I'm talking about all the ninjas Stephen keeps sending.
Darien: Me, I'm a hermit. I have no friends.
Beasty: Can he afford that many?
Brunnen_G: Stephen has ninjas who stop for a nice cup of tea with the people they're supposed to be killing?
Darien: BG: They're not very bright ninjas. What do you expect?
Awhina had labeled herself "house".
* gremlinn changes into nine steamrollers.
* gremlinn roll over Awhina, the house.
gremlinn: Someone rebuild Awhina. I want to do that again.
Cynthia: ARGH I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM IN HERE AT 5 AM WHEN I HAVE A 10 AM CLASS EXCEPT THAT I AM A SUCKY INSOMNIAC
gremlinn: It's Daylight Savings Time's fault, I tell you.
Zullin: Cynth: Aw, come on. You're a great insomniac.
Cynthia: Zullin: Heh, point. If I were a sucky insomniac, I'd be asleep.
Zullin: I'm glad I'm such a terrible heroin addict.
* gremlinn kills Daylight Savings Time and steals back the hours. He gives them all to Cynthia.
* Mensekemeser wonders how many AOLers know what AOL stands for.
Rabbitlord: Mense: DUH. Association of Lamers.
Mensekemeser: Just remember that in QB/VB, strings are smart, and in C, strings are stupid.
Counterpoint: QB. Woo.
Rabbitlord: VB. Woo.
Mensekemeser: John. Woo.
Zullin: Ooh, that was a good conversation. We were discussing the mental images we had of various Rinkies.
Ellmyruh: I wonder if I saved that.
Brunnen_G: Of COURSE you did.
flyingcats: Knowing you, probably.
Zullin: I hope you did. There were some funny ones.
Brunnen_G: If you look around hard enough, you'll be able to find a little note written on a piece of hospital notepaper describing what the doctor said when you were born.
Ellmyruh: Well, I know the nurse looked at my head and said, "Look, she has a double whirl!" (referring to the way my hair grows) Does that count?
Brunnen_G: It'll probably say "Gurgle blorg bubble" because you couldn't talk then, but it will still be properly spelled.
Brunnen_G: Ellmyruh: Yes it does. You are officially completely nuts.
Sosiqui: LOL. I am such a dork.
Sosiqui: So I open up another window of IE, and it goes as usual to my start page, which is RinkWorks....
Sosiqui: And I on autopilot went and logged into RinkChat. WHEN I ALREADY WAS.
Mensekemeser put a stupid prank in his profile. So ...
RinkChat: User Mensekemeser has been banned from RinkChat by Cynthia.
Zarniwoop: Beware the wrath of the enraged Furby Operator Nice Person Normally.
Zarniwoop: (That is the new, PC name for 'EVAL FURBY WITCH')
codeman38: Hardeman Avenue, Washington Avenue, and Poplar Street are the same street.
codeman38: Within yards of each other.
Cynthia: Does Liface live on the first of those?
codeman38: Incidentally, the art building at my university is named Hardman Hall. I *always* think of Liface when I walk by it.
Stephen: What's the word for when you're all like, "Whoa, I should sleep" because you can barely stay awake?
Brunnen_G: Stephen: That would be "msptfggl"
Stephen: Because that's me, dudes.
Stephen: BG: excellent.
Brunnen_G: Stephen: If you stay up past 6 a.m. you turn into Darien.
Stephen: Whenver I'm all msptfggl I get all Bill & Ted.
Stephen: There's a 6 a.m. now?
Stephen: See you dudes later, and have a most excellent night (or day, depending on where you are).
Stephen: Party on!
Stephen has left.
Brunnen_G: If I ever learn how to draw anime style I will make a comic book about Rinkchat and call it Anime Suxxor Llamas.
Awhina: I seem to have made it my mission in life to prove that no, people canNOT function properly on only four hours of sleep per night.
Zarniwoop: I cleaned my room up the other day.
Zarniwoop: First time I've seen the floor in about six months.
Cynthia: My roommate makes me look like a neat freak.
Zarniwoop: I've returned about fifty books to shelves, cleared up a lot of paper, and removed a few pizza crusts.
Cynthia: What's closer to the truth is that I would rather clean my room before I do my homework.
Cynthia: And ewwwwwwwww.
Cynthia: Pizza crusts?
Zarniwoop: About four months old.
Zarniwoop: I just forgot to remove them.
Zarniwoop: I should have done a Monkeyman and taken pixx0rs.
Poor Monkeyman. Evil technology on his birthday.
Monkeyman: IE STOP CRASHING *THWACK THWACK THWACK*
Sosiqui: Yes, IE MUTS NOT CRASH.
Sosiqui: First LJ, then IE. It doesn't like you, Monkey. Maybe you should tell them it's your birthday. ;)
Monkeyman: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MR. MONKEYMAN HERE IS YOUR PRSENT *CRASH* *CRASH* OH IS IT STILL YOUR BIRTHDAY??? *CRASHCRASHCRASH* OK WE ARE NOW HA HA KIDDING!!! *CRASH* *CRASH* *CRASH*
Monkeyman: I HAVE A HURTY BLOOD VESSEL IN MY EYE WHEN I POKE IT
Lindra: Then don't poke it
Monkeyman: I have to poke it.
Monkeyman: SAM COME BACK TELL THEM I HAVE TO POKE IT
Sosiqui: No you don't.
* Sosiqui TIES Monkeyman's hands down.
* Monkeyman pokes it.
* Sosiqui will MAKE Monkeyman not poke it.
Ria: Monkeyman is like a four year old, in that he's highly amusing, but somehow more tolerable. :P "But Mom, what do you mean, don't itch my elbow? It ITCHES."
Monkeyman: I'm more tolerable than a four-year-old? That's new.
After Ell posted a link to a photo of herself ...
Lindra: you know you're really very beautiful :)
Ellmyruh: Aw, gee, thanks!
Cynthia: Lindra: Inside and out, she is.
* Ellmyruh's guts are kinda ewwy.
Lindra: personal experience?
Brunnen_G: That saying about beauty being only skin deep is SO TRUE, in a strictly medical sense ;-)
Ellmyruh: Lindra: Yeah, I climbed inside myself once and that was enough.
Cynthia: BG: You would know, O Goddess of Sweet Brain Fluid.
Ellmyruh: Ok, that was just weird, Ellmyruh.
Brunnen_G: Cynthia: You know, I think that's possibly the weirdest thing anybody's ever called me.
Cynthia: BG: Well, think of it as repayment for your calling me "a tiny foul-mouthed devil creature."
Brunnen_G: What I'm saying is, we should all be very grateful that the human body is not see-through.
* Cynthia is. Every day.
Brunnen_G: Cynthia: Yes, but that was just stating a FACT. A plain, obvious, blatant FACT.
Ellmyruh: I LOVE clear things, but there is a point where I draw the line.
Bourne: Anyway, why *do* people keep telling me to drink a glass of water before I go to bed to beat a hangover. Have they tried it? Its nigh-on impossible. I mean not only does your stomach decide business is closed for the night, I usually lack sufficient motor skills to maneouvre the glass to my face.
Brunnen_G: Bourne: Because it's funny to watch you try.
Bourne: BG: all I get is hangover PLUS a soaking. And waking up in a damp bed is the worst experience. Worse than playing the fun game of "hunt the vomit".
* Awhina has, sadly been drunk. And hung-over, but only once.
Awhina: Why do I keep leaving out the commas? They seem to refuse to enter my sentences. Sitting there and mocking me with their dots and their squiggliness.
Brunnen_G: I spent most of my early childhood wishing to be Han Solo, until I got to the age of about eight and realised I was a girl and there were never any girl characters like him.
Brunnen_G: I mean, I realised I was a girl before I was eight, if you were wondering about that.
Ellmyruh: But hey, now I can say, "I've eaten octopus and alligator."
Awhina: I've eaten shark. And puffin.
Brunnen_G: I've eaten rattlesnake, kangaroo, and something in a restaurant in Japan which I plan on rejoining the Catholic Church solely so I can spend the rest of my life praying that it wasn't earthworms.
Brunnen_G: They were sort of crunchy.
Brunnen_G: But chewy at the same time.
Brunnen_G: The worm theory only occurred to me after I'd taken a bite.
Maryam: I would never eat anything in Japan that I hadn't positively identified first.
Maryam: You know, all those times I just hop over to Japan for a quick visit.
Ellmyruh: Oh, I've had squid, too.
Brunnen_G: Oh, I've had squid numerous times. And octopus
Brunnen_G: That isn't weird enough to be really scary.
Ellmyruh: YES IT WAS
Brunnen_G: I don't like it, though.
Ellmyruh: IT WAS HARDCORE
Brunnen_G: OK IT WAS HARDCORE
Brunnen_G: I WILL PRAY FOR YOU TOO
Ellmyruh: I DID A VERY BRAVE THING
Ellmyruh: OK THANKS
Brunnen_G: AND LIGHT A CANDLE
Brunnen_G: AND HOPE NO JAPANESE CATHOLICS ARE AROUND BECAUSE THEY WOULD COOK WORMS OVER IT LIKE A HIBACHI
Ellmyruh: OK GOOD NOW I AM SCARY
Ellmyruh: OCTUPIED WORMS
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'ELLMYRUH IS SCARY' by Brunnen_G.
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