* wintermute has swum in the Atlantic and the
Pacific. And the Arctic. And lots of seas.
Sam: When
did you get to the Arctic??
Sosiqui: Brrrr.
wintermute: When
we were living in Norway.
Sam: There isn't an Arctic Ocean, though.
That would have been a sea.
Mensekemeser: Uh, yes there
is.
Sam: Wait...hrm.
Sam: I confused
myself.
wintermute: We took a winter holiday up to Lofoten, which is
lots north of the arctic circle.
wintermute: And I managed to fall in
the sea. Chilly.
wintermute: There was ice crystals forming in the
sea.
Sam: Ah, but it still would have been the Norwegian Sea,
right?
wintermute: Nope. We were further north than North
Sea.
Sam: Either that or the Barents.
wintermute: This was
the Arctic Ocean, I'm fairly certain.
Sam: Oh, here we go.
capitals.com says that the Arctic Ocean *includes* the Barents Sea. So you were
in both at the same time.
wintermute: http://www.lofoten-info.no/
Sam:
So, at this point, I must ask, WERE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING????????????? THE
ARCTIC OCEAN WAS NOT MADE FOR SWIMMING!
Beasty: wm: Two for the price
of one. Bargain!
Sam: Unless you just dipped your feet in or
something. In which case, that's pretty cool.
wintermute: I didn't do
it deliberatly. I fell in!
flyingcats: I don't think you can fall in
the ocean and only get your feet wet.
flyingcats: Unless it's a really
wimpy ocean.
Sam: LOL LOL!!
Sam: That
rocks.
wintermute: I grabbed onto the leg of the pier, and my brother
went to get someone to pull me out.
wintermute: I was in there for
about a minute, but it felt longer.
Sam: I bet.
Brrr!
wintermute: When they pulled me out, my arms were frozen around
the pier. It took ages to prize them off.
So Beasty was going on about Americans being weird
...
Cynthia: Beasty: Would you rather we set Zarni off on a
discourse regarding Arsenal?
Cynthia: See, it could be
worse.
Beasty: Cynthia: Americans are charming, wonderful and
completely normal. I stand corrected!
* DemanusFlint heard the funniest joke he'd heard in a
long time today:
DemanusFlint: "Why can't Helen Keller
drive?"
DemanusFlint: "Because she's a woman."
* Cynthia laughed, but does this on
principle:
RinkChat: User DemanusFlint has
been kicked from the room by Cynthia.
BurgerKing:
Hehehehe.
DemanusFlint has left.
DemanusFlint has entered.
BurgerKing:
That's a cool one.
DemanusFlint: I was expectorating that. But you
have to admit it's pretty funny.
Cynthia: Like I said, I laughed, but
it still had to be done.
ahmoacah: You were expectorating?
EWW.
DemanusFlint: Heh.
ahmoacah: Go expectorate somewhere
else.
Zarniwoop: He was spitting, in other
words.
DemanusFlint: Indeed.
ahmoacah: Cynthia: You do know
DF was expectorating on your foot?
* Cynthia throws
her shoe at DF.
RinkChat: User DemanusFlint
has been kicked from the room by ahmoacah.
DemanusFlint has left.
TOM: You should've
thrown something bigger. Like a dime. :-P
DemanusFlint
has entered.
DemanusFlint: And I'll stop
now.
Cynthia: TOM: Shot up. My feet are not that small.
* BurgerKing throws Cynthia at DF.
TOM: If
you say so.
* Randy throws TOM at
himself
TOM: RANDY YOU JERK
Cynthia: eeeeeeeeep
BK do nut throw teh Cynthia kthxbye
* TOM throws
himself at Randy.
Nyperold: That could be
misconstrued,
* BurgerKing throws himself to the crowd
of beautiful women flocking outside his window.
ang: We might get TEH SNOW this weekend!! Yay!!!
Cynthia:
ang: OH NO NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO BUY BREAD
ang: Heehee, yeah,
Louisville'll shut down.
Cynthia: ang: You'd think everyone would be
accustomed to this concept of snow.
ang: People around here are just
stupid when it snows.
Cynthia: Regrettably, no one is, and it will be
Drive Like A Dingbat Day.
Darien: We have days like that around here.
They're called "Sunday through Saturday."
Faux_Pas: Wow. "Dingbat."
You must be in a good mood!
FP's label: Faux_Pas [op] [away] [stripping]
ang: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A
NEKKID FAUX PAS
Cynthia: WHAT ABOUT TAMARA
ang: Oh, yeah,
maybe her.
Darien: I want to see nekkid chiX0rz. Does that
count?
Mia: My dad is a stripper.
Mia: Darien: I'm telling
Mina on you.
ang: Darien: Go to FP's house, he's inviting all the hot
chixx0rs to his pool and hot tub.
Darien: ang: WHOA. I'm
THERE.
Darien: Mia: Don't bother. I'll tell her on me for
you.
Mia: Darien: Hrmph. Fine. But only if you tell
her.
Faux_Pas: No. Hot chix0rs only.
Darien: Her response
was "Okay."
Darien: FP: Even if I promise not to be
nekkid?
ang: Darien: Get a telescope and just be
nearby.
Darien: ang: Aww. No fun.
Faux_Pas: I guess that
would be okay.
Darien: FP: Cool. Lemme know when it's going
down.
Darien: Err, I mean, when it's HAPPENING.
Mia: I STILL NEED A JOB NOW KTHX
ang: What's the interview
for?
Mia: Just something customer service related. I'm getting pretty
desperate.
ang: Ah. I hate doing customer service. I run out of
nice.
Faux_Pas: That's code for "porn".
Mia: FP: I'm
desperate.
ang: Yeah, like Cynthia says 'library' and means 'Hooters'.
;-p
John: HURRAH!
* John's wife is on her way to
retrieve him
[->John] So then would
that make her a golden-haired retriever? *ducks*
* John lowers Cynthia into a vat of boiling
oil
Cynthia: eeeeeeeeep!
*John*
MY WIFE IS NOT BLONDE
[->John] NO
NOT QUITE BUT STILL CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THE PURPOSES OF DISCUSSION
*John* AND I AM NOT A STICK TO BE FETCHED, MY DEAR FRENCH
FRY.
* Selah is shocked by the
violence
Cynthia: Selah: Well, I sort of started
it.
* John yanks Cynthia back out before she can incur
third-degree burns
[->John] OF
COURSE NOT SILLY JOHN YOU ARE A SQUEAKY TOY
*
John lowers Cynthia back into the oil and fries her to a golden brown.
* Selah is still a little
shocked.
John: Now you look like George
Hamilton!
Cynthia: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
* John
retrieves Cynthia from the vat before she overcooks.
*John* THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK RAGMOP GIRL.
[->John] HEY THAT IS ACTUALLY VERY BLOODY
OFFENSIVE
*John* EEP!
*John*
YOU ARE NAUGHTY YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND AND IT'S IN THE GUTTER AND YOU ARE TRYING
TO DRAG ME IN THERE TOO BUT I WON'T GO, OH NO, YOU SHALL NOT SUCK MY LAST
VESTIGE OF CUTENESS AWAY!
[->John]
aieeeeeeeeeee I am DYING I didn't even THINK of it that way and ahhhh LOL LOL
LOL
* John cracks up and falls into a million
billion itty bitty pieces all over the place
* Cynthia tries to fix John but crumbles into little fried
giggling bits.
John: "little fried giggling bits?"
Somebody! Somebody record that for posterity, please!
Morris: Makeup rules. I just think it's annoying the way it comes off
when you want it to stay on and stays on when you want it to come
off.
Zullin: Like pants.
Counterpoint: bleephia!
Zarniwoop: (Dramatic pause while we
try and figure out if that was deliberate)
Counterpoint: (Yes it was!
The crowd doesn't applaud.) :-P
* Lindra looks at her
clapper, and waves it.
* Lindra frowns,
then blows up her five-six foot alien (one of those really annoying ones that go
'squeeeeeeeEEk' when you so much as touch them) and waves
it.
* Zarniwoop blows up Wales and waves
it.
* Counterpoint waves his five-six
inflatable alien, too. ŽŸ¤!
* Lindra gets
out the blower-upper and adds some more air to her alien, so it squeaks really
well.
Brunnen_G has
entered.
Counterpoint: Lindra: WOW! I didn't notice that
alien was a Brunnen-G. Cool.
* Brunnen_G scrolls
back.
* Brunnen_G does not
squeak.
* Brunnen_G is not 5'6" or
inflatable, either.
Aragh has
entered.
Counterpoint: Are you a squeeky 5'6" inflatable
alien?
* Lindra climbs back on and looks at the
Brunnen_G.
Aragh: No. But some of my best friends
are.
Counterpoint: O.o
Aragh: Brunnen, I bet you do squeak
from time to time.
Counterpoint: How unfortunate.
Brunnen_G:
Not often.
Counterpoint: The very statement "my best friends are
inflatable" speaks volumes.
Aragh: It certainly does not. I was simply
referring to my collection of balloons. :)
Brunnen_G: Your best
friends are your collection of balloons?
Brunnen_G: That's very
sad.
Aragh: That's right. Some of them even have smiley faces painted
on them.
Lindra: And some of them are inflatable five-six foot pink
squeaky aliens.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been
changed to 'Brunnen-G is definitely not a 5'6" pink squeaky inflatable
alien.' by Brunnen_G.
Aragh: Naw. I don't have any
inflatable five-sex foot pink squeaky aliens.
Counterpoint: Five-sex?
Oh my.
Counterpoint: And here I was thinking there were only two.
O_o
Sundragyn has
entered.
Sundragyn: Nice topic.
Brunnen_G:
Sundragyn: One likes to think it would be obvious without me having to make it a
topic, of course.
* nomie pumps fist in the
air.
Brunnen_G: Is that like PUMP AIR INTO LUNg?
* NormalAsylum pumps caffiene in bloodstream
* Brunnen_G, coincidentally, is just now writing the
trip report about the day we met Darien and Mina.
Darien:
BG: MAEK SURE U ADDS TEH PICTARES LIEK 4 TEH RINKUNION!!!
Brunnen_G:
Darien: d00d. I have REAL pictures for this.
Brunnen_G: All my
pictures from the US trip are real except for the RinkUnion ones. And many would
say those are real too, in a greater metaphysical sense.
* Darien likes fake pictures better. They're funnier, and don't
look so much like him. ;-}
Brunnen_G: The RinkUnion
pictures merely capture the true essential character of the people involved, not
just the superficial physical aspect.
Zarniwoop: You sound like
someone trying to justify the Turnip Prize.
Brunnen_G: Zarniwoop:
You're just jealous because you're not on my RU Photos page.
Darien:
BG: I like how you said "merely X, not simply Y." That was pretty slick. I can't
tell which side is supposed to be diminished in respect to the other.
;-}
Brunnen_G: Darien: Yeah, I'm cool like that.
Brunnen_G:
That's what comes of having a text box small enough that you can't remember how
a sentence started by the time you finish it.
Morris: Hey, BurgerKing, remember that time I stole all your internal
organs?
BurgerKing: Morris: No.
BurgerKing: But then, that
might have been before I had to get a new brain.
* wintermute will be in Estonia by
December.
* BurgerKing will be Estonia by
December.
BurgerKing: If all goes to plan.
* Morris will be in America by Sunday.
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