I set forth an essential truth in analogy form:
Cynthia: TOM : baseball :: Zarniwoop : football.
* Mia drools. Foooood....
BurgerKing has entered.
warlock: capitalization is the opiate of the masses
Morris: warlock: No, you're thinking of opium.
Ah, the joys of unfortunate timing and random guessing in
*BuzzBot* You're up! Try to get someone to say gamble without saying it yourself. You're also prohibited from using any of these words: money, risk, casino, Vegas, roulette, blackjack, horse, race. Good luck!
BuzzBot: Cynthia has been given a buzzword.
Cynthia: This is what you do at Churchill Downs when you're not drinking.
BuzzBot: ang guesses gamble and is correct! ang and Cynthia each get a point.
Cynthia: BK OMG OMG
And some more random BuzzBot guesses:
ang: evangelical leather zebra
Cynthia: ang: That last string of random words produces a really strange mental picture.
* Cynthia imagines a zebra in a biker jacket coming to tell her to get right with God.
* Cynthia burps.
Cynthia: 'Scuse me.
TOM: That wasn't very ladylike of you.
Zarniwoop: Her? Ladylike?
Zarniwoop: Don't make me laugh.
* Cynthia tickles Zarni.
BurgerKing: Yeah. Zarni's the ladylike one.
Travholt had entered right at the end of a game of BuzzBot. Afterward
Cynthia: Buzz again, or something else NOT MOLE OR KICKMOLE
Rabbitlord: Buzz again.
Travholt: I came in to play buzz.
Rabbitlord: Word/math would be okay, but no geobots.
Travholt: I will sneeze violently on you all if it's not buzz.
* Cynthia also does not wish to get sneezed on kthxbye.
Rabbitlord: By the way, a sneeze looks like this:
Still more BuzzBot! THE FUN NEVER ENDS!
BurgerKing: When the US wants our resourses, it won't even have to conquer Canada, it'll just _____ us.
BuzzBot: Cynthia guesses absorb and is correct! Cynthia and BurgerKing each get a point.
BurgerKing: CYNTHIA'S A FREAKING TELEPATH.
TOM: We haven't already? ;-P
Cynthia: BK: You mean Canada's not a state?
Miraculously, it WASN'T BUZZBOT!
StateBot: TOM wins!
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been changed to 'Yes. I won *again.*' by TOM.
Sam: It's easy to beat TOM if you know the secret. That secret is, summon WordBot.
Xavier: Sam hath dominated all. not even the wrath of gremlinn, lord of WordBot can resist.
Everybody was KUNG FU BOTTING ...
WordBot: Question: Words with all these letters, in order: b, y, c, e.
Randy: beyonce knowles
Cynthia: LOL Randy!
Randy: Cyn: I am bootylicious
At the end of a game of Werewolf:
ang: GAME OVER
ang: WEREWOLVES WIN
ang: YAY FOR CYNTHIA AND ZARNIWOOP
* Zarniwoop rises up and KILLS U ALL. HA.
BurgerKing: WEREWOLVES SUCK.
Sosiqui: Of course, Cynthia and Zarniwoop are the essences of evil.
Sosiqui: You needed someone to TELL you that?
folex: If you take out the first M in madam, it's my name.
Morris: If you take out the first M in TOM, it's the fifth and sixth letters in my middle name. WEIRD!
folex: Morris: If you take out the first 5 letters in your name and replace them with jackas, you get jackass, you jackass.
Counterpoint has entered.
* Counterpoint is getting really *creeped out*.
Counterpoint: Every time his peripheral vision flashes over a certain part of the room, he thinks he sees a person standing there.
Counterpoint: Third-person mode.
Counterpoint: Might as well finish it off ...
Mary: Talking in the tird person AND hallucinating? Well...
Counterpoint: But when he looks directly at it, all he sees is the normal stuff.
* Counterpoint is NOT TALKING IN TURD PERSON, thankyou.
BurgerKing: I found a monkeyman, but then he got hit by a bus. If
anyone was wondering.
BurgerKing: Oops. Hit ON by a bus. They're happily married, now.
Monkeyman: BK: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE^2
* Rabbitlord has discovered the most boring book
dedication in all history.
Rabbitlord: "This book is dedicated to my parents."
Rabbitlord: Whee. Lame.
wintermute: RL: The dedication isn't meant to be exciting.
Counterpoint: Someday, I'd be interested to see this: "This book is dedicated to myself."
Rabbitlord: Yeah, but it's usually more interesting than THAT.
Rabbitlord: Like "Dedicated to my parents, for their love and neverending support." Or SOMETHING.
Sundragyn: I saw "This book is dedicated to the doctors at the hospital in <city> who saved my life."
Counterpoint: "...because MY collarbone is 1.5 cm. I measured it with a ruler."
Ellmyruh: TOO MANY WINDOWS AAAAAAH
Beasty: Elly: Calm down! Breathe!
* Ellmyruh opens another window.
* Sundragyn bought SimEarth and Populous together for
about $6 each, today.
nomie: What do you do in SimEarth?
Sundragyn: Control a WHOLE PLANET.
Sundragyn: Right now, I am waiting for molluscs to evolve.
Brunnen_G: Sundragyn: I .... uh ... yeah ... I always hate that. Uh.
Faux_Pas: Look at the time. And me with all these baby seals to
Faux_Pas has left.
* Cynthia is taking History of Civilisations:
Counterpoint: bleeph: Heh. I'm taking History of the World. Ancient Sumerian-WWII.
Counterpoint: *Cynthia. Not bleephia.
DemanusFlint: How in the hell.
* TOM gets it.
Cynthia: LOL LOL. That is BEAUTIFUL.
wintermute: Oh my goodness....
Counterpoint: DF: It's what happens when your finger misses the Y key and gets filtered.
* DemanusFlint doesn't get it.
DemanusFlint: That's incredible.
wintermute: So many times LOL!
* Cynthia is collapsing laughing.
DemanusFlint: HOORAY FOR COUNTERPOINT! HOORAY FOR SAM! HOORAY FOR CYNTHIA'S EASILY TYPOPOED NAME!
wintermute: That RULED!
* Counterpoint is given a badge reading "Best typo EVAR!" by wintermute.
codeman38: Bleephia's reaction herself.
* Cynthia dies again.
* Cynthia loves her name.
The moral of the story, kiddies, is to be careful when you type my name.
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