Matthew: I just found out was the thing I'd been poking at and playing
with with my feet was.
Zullin: Was it alive?
banana: And it
was?
Matthew: It was a live electrical outlet without any
covers.
htaeD: lol
Matthew: As in, a hole in the wall with a
socket hanging from wires.
Zullin: Wow, shocking.
Matthew:
Bad Zullin.
Matthew: Go to your corner and think about what you've
pun.
After a particularly, ah, colourful post to the hints forum:
* Zullin gives up reading the hint forum
permanently.
Ellmyruh: That latest double
post?
Zullin: Yeah. And, well, all the other posts.
Matthew:
I never read the hint forum. I've only taken French and German.#
Brunnen_G: Darien: You rule the world. I believe I've told you this
before.
Darien: I don't think so. You told me I was God
once.
Darien: Which is sort of the same.
Brunnen_G:
Yeah.
Brunnen_G: I've told various people they're God, though, so I
guess I have one of those religions with lots of gods.
Brunnen_G:
Which seems about right, based on the Greek model where all the gods are
basically shouting U R TEH SUCK EAT CRUD!! BURN!! at each other all day
long.
Brunnen_G: It's quite funny. Thinking about meeting Cynthia, I'm all
"Wow, COOL I GET TO MEET CYNTHIA" but thinking about meeting Darien is
crazy. It's like meeting somebody you don't seriously think of as
existing in the real world. Like ... I don't know, Arnold Schwarzenegger or
somebody.
* Brunnen_G re-reads that and finds it
hilarious for all kinds of reasons.
Brunnen_G: I guess
because Darien's one of these ancestral legendary figures around here.
* Darien insists that Cynthia put that on her quotes page,
since it is the only time he will ever be associated with Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
So then, a little later I posted a link to the freshly-uploaded Page
Twelve, which BG had BADGERED ME MERCILESSLY to put up.
Cynthia: BG: I hope the new page hasn't
disappointed?
Darien: YES IT HAS BCAUSE TEH ARLOND SCHWARTZANDEGGAR
QUOTE DIDNAT APPEAR
Brunnen_G: Cynthia: Most
excellent.
Cynthia: DAREIN TAHT IS BECAUSE IT WILL GO ON TEH PAGE 13
WHICH IS BEING BUILT
Brunnen_G: It would be funnier if it was spelled
ARLOND SCHWARTZANDEGGAR.
Darien: Wouldn't it? I particularly liked the
"Arlond" part. Especially because I did that by accident.
:-}
Brunnen_G: "Arlond" sounds like an elf name.
* Brunnen_G tries to imagine an elf Schwarzenegger. It does not
work.
Darien: I'm going to name my first child "Arlond."
Male or female.
Darien: Hell with it. I'll name the first six
"Arlond."
Brunnen_G: I thought it was going to be named after some
random anime character.
Darien: Nah. That would only happen if the
wife had any say.
Brunnen_G: LOL
Darien: "Hey, we should
name our firstborn child Hino Rei Asuka Ryoko Chi-Chi! We could call her HRARC
for short."
Darien: That's it. The next six kids all get named
"HRARC."
Cynthia: LOL
Brunnen_G: Yeah!
Darien:
"Have you met my children? Arlond, Arlond, Arlond, Arlond, Arlond, Arlond,
HRARC, HRARC, HRARC, HRARC, HRARC and little HRARC."
*
Brunnen_G dies.
* Brunnen_G copies that
line, for use in case anybody ever asks "So, how would you describe this Darien
guy?"
Darien: Oh my word. :-}
Darien: THAT MUST
GO ON NEXT QUOTES PAEG
gremlinn has entered.
TalkingDog:
The world doesn't even have flying walruses.
Rivikah: flying
walruses?
Sundragyn: I prefer not having to dodge flying walrus
poop.
gremlinn: Was I kicked for being idle?
BurgerKing:
Sun: I don't think the poop would fly. Just the walruses.
Cynthia:
grem: No, you were a victim of a Darien Mass Kick.
Fuzzpilz: No,
Darien just kicked everybody except BG.
gremlinn: Ah, okay.
* Brunnen_G thinks flying walruses would be ... HEY! He *did*
leave me out. That's so sweet.
Brunnen_G: Or more likely it
was because he couldn't kick another op.
* Fuzzpilz
needs an ISP that allows him to say things before other people
do.
Faux_Pas: The strangest thing in this news article about a teenager
who killed someone to become an immortal vampire is this one paragraph: The
murder sent shockwaves through the tourist village of Llanfairpwll PG, best
known for having the longest place name in Britain. Its 56-letter full name --
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch -- is so long that
locals abbreviate it.
Faux_Pas: Blood, blood, gore, ritual
slaying, longest place name in the world, blood, gore, human
bits.
Mousie: Huh.
Ticia: heh
Faux_Pas: That's how
the article read.
Mousie: Everyone's gotta have an angle, I
guess.
Ferrick: More bits, please.
Counterpoint: Go-go-goch?
Sounds like something a cartoon character would shout.
Lynette has entered.
Faux_Pas:
Lynettewllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch!
.
.
.
Faux_Pas:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogoGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Faux_Pas:
The Welsh soccer team scored.
Ferrick:
Faux_Pasewllgwyntopogigiodedoodoodoodedadadaboutrosboutrosghali
famous: Goodnight everyone. Time for bed for me.
Ellmyruh:
Godo night!
Ellmyruh: *Good
famous: Bye!
famous:
hehe
famous has left.
Ellmyruh:
Frood Baggins.
htaeD: hey, the side of my head just got really
cold
gremlinn: You've been cursed by a wraith.
htaeD:
perhaps
Matthew: Sure it's not your arm?
gremlinn: Or even a
Ringwraith. I'll bet just mentioning Frodo Baggins brought
them.
Ellmyruh: Oooh. F33r my l33t pow3rz.
gremlinn: That
would make Elly the Dark Lord.
Cynthia: Whoa.
Ellmyruh:
Hm.
Ellmyruh: Layla means "dark as night."
gremlinn:
Whoa.
flyingcats: Laaaaaaaaaaaaayla
Ellmyruh: And that
certainly can't refer to my coloring.
Ellmyruh:
hehehe
gremlinn: *Dark Lady, I suppose.
htaeD: it still
feels cold
gremlinn: That doesn't sound as menacing
though.
Ellmyruh: Yeah, I don't think I'm a
Lord.
flyingcats: Lordette.
flyingcats:
Lord33t3.
Ellmyruh: Lord3tt3.
gremlinn:
L00rd3tt3.
flyingcats: Yeah, that.
flyingcats:
L0rd3tt3.
flyingcats: 70rd3tt3.
Maryam: d00d3tt3 of the
|)4R|<
flyingcats: Nice.
* gremlinn hopes
one day to become a |)4R|< d00d. For now he's just a gR3/\/\L1nn of the
gR1/\/\y gR0tt05.
* gremlinn ousts
g0llu/\/\.
Ellmyruh: LOL LOL
gremlinn: Evil
master, I have found the One Rink! I will return it to you,
yessss.
Ellmyruh: Yes, the RU is going to rule.
Maryam:
RinkWraiks.
BurgerKing: I want Creed to stop singing.
El_Diablo: BK:
Change the song/channel
BurgerKing: Or whatever they're doing with
their vocal cords.
BurgerKing: El: Then I couldn't complain about
them.
El_Diablo: BK: Then it looks like you'll have to
suffer
BurgerKing: And it's MY radio. Why should I have to change the
station for them? I'll just send them some letters asking them to
stop.
BurgerKing: Eeep.
This took place while Matthew was visiting Maryam.
* Cynthia went to bed early, only to find herself wide awake
three hours later.
Matthew: Cyn: Me too.
Matthew:
Only I didn't find you awake. I found me.
Matthew: Which is quite
something, I can tell you. It was very weird.
Cynthia: Isn't
it, though?
Matthew: Most people have to go to India or something
before they find themselves.
Matthew: ...Oh, darn. I'm not at
home.
flyingcats has entered.
Zullin:
Hello, flyingcats.
flyingcats: Hello, Zullin.
flyingcats: I
thought of you today.
flyingcats: I was making a grilled cheese
sandwich.
Zullin: Why?
flyingcats: (It was very very
good.)
flyingcats: And I was tossing this spatula
around.
flyingcats: And I was thinking that I should add that skill
onto my cooking resume.
flyingcats: Because it's quite a
talent.
flyingcats: And then I thought of you because I'm going to
cook for you someday.
Zullin: Oh, yeah.
flyingcats: And then
I thought of grem, because he was tossing around those little red things in that
one restaurant the same way I was tossing the spatula.
flyingcats: I
hope "tossing" isn't some crazy slang for something dirty, too.
Ohmy.
Zullin: I wouldn't know. Cynth?
flyingcats: Yeah, I
figured she'd have piped up by now, but I guess she's busy.
Cynthia:
LOL! Why does everyone ask me what's dirty?
* Cynthia
is a PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL.
Cynthia: 
See?
flyingcats: Here, ma, look what
I found.
flyingcats: PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL: http://flyingcats.tripod.com/hornhalo.html
flyingcats:
I should buy you that, since we couldn't find that magnet.
Cynthia:
LOL
Cynthia: The magnet she was going to buy me said "I think I feel a
sin coming on."
Zullin: Ooh, nice.
flyingcats: Did it even
say "I think"?
flyingcats: http://www.fridgedoor.com/fridgedoor/sincomingon.html
Cynthia:
Okey, yeah.
Zullin: That would make a better t-shirt or something than
a magnet. It sucks to only be able to sin in the kitchen.
flyingcats:
You can put magnets lots of places.
flyingcats: I'm sure.
* Cynthia coughs politely.
Brunnen_G: Aargh. I'm so tired I think I'm turning into a mutant but I
want to stay up.
Brunnen_G: Sam and Leen aren't letting me leave America until I have
chronic diabetes, it seems. Your food is like a ninja.
Sundragyn: A
sweet and sugary ninja?
* Brunnen_G realises that
statement makes no sense, but has ingested too much sugar in the past week to
care.
MattH has entered.
MattH:
Hey!
Cynthia: I'm very sorry, we've reached our quota on Matts and
Matthews; you'll have to come up with another nickname. 
TOM: :-P
TOM: YOU CAN
NEVER HAVE TOO MANY MATTHEWS
MattH: Amen!
Zarniwoop: YES U
CAN
TOM: NUH UH MISTER ZARNIWOOP
MattH: yeah--- Boo
Zarni
Matthew has
entered.
Matthew: You so can have too many
Matthews.
Matthew has
left.
Cynthia: Matthew's just bitter because he's the
original.
Mina's label at the time was something about doing laundry, and she'd been
idle a long time.
Mina has
left.
Kaz: Ah phooey. Now I can't tease Mina about how long
it was taking her to do her laundry.
Zarniwoop: About as long as it
takes you to construct your average sentence.
* BurgerKing misses
Wes.
BurgerKing: Come baaaaaack.
Randy:
Really?
Zarniwoop: That's a good one. You had me fooled for a
moment.
BurgerKing: Actually, yes.
BurgerKing: Usually
wasn't boring when he was around.
* Randy missed Wes.
Then he backed up and got him on the second try.
Mensekemeser's comment after Sam updated the
archives:
Mensekemeser: [Welcome to Hell] 
* BurgerKing BITES
TOM.
BurgerKing: Rar.
TOM: OW.
Cynthia:
OH NO BK HAS GONE RABID
TOM: Dangit.
*
Cynthia climbs a tree.
TOM: You jerk.
TOM:
CYNTHIA AND.....CYNTHIA SITTING IN A TREE
BurgerKing:
GNARSH.
Cynthia: 
* BurgerKing BITES
the tree.
BuzzBot: Sosiqui has been given a
buzzword.
Sosiqui: a game of football, European-style, is
called a _____
gremlinn: ZARNIBALL
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