* Brunnen_G still wants to go to Dunedin some day and
smell the famous Dunedin Factory Air Mixture.
Brunnen_G:
Whisky factory, chocolate factory and coffee factory all in one
town.
wintermute: OOhhh... that sounds like my kind of
air.
Sundragyn: Wow.
Brunnen_G: When you stand in the middle
and the wind blows right, I hear there's nothing better this side of
heaven.
wintermute: Although I'd be nervous of any whisky made in a
"factory".
Brunnen_G: wm: Unfortunately it's as far away from here as
you can get while still being in the same country.
wintermute: BG: Ah,
well.
Brunnen_G: Well, distillery then, or whatever they call
it.
wintermute: And isn't Dunedin somewhere in
Middle-Earth?
Sundragyn: New Zealand is
Middle-Earth.
Sundragyn: Or close enough.
Brunnen_G: It's
the Scotland of the South, if that means anything to you. A mostly
Scottish-settled town way down the bottom of the South Island. It has a castle
built by a 19th century lunatic and everything.
*
Brunnen_G thinks the Scottish do "eccentric" so very
well.
codeman38: http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/watch/web_shows/happyhiro/
- Cal Worthington meets anime. Hilarity ensues.
wintermute: BG: Yeah.
Starting with the whole "wearing skirts into battle" thing.
codeman38:
(And it has mechas, BG. ;-))
Sundragyn: British Columbia is also home
to a castle built by a 19th century Scottish lunatic. :)
* Brunnen_G should probably, some day, actually watch some
anime with mechas and see what it's all about.
* Brunnen_G seems to have acquired a reputation as a mecha fan
without ever having actually seen one.
wintermute: All of
Britain produced some great eccentrics in the 19th Century.
* Brunnen_G likes the idea,
though.
Brunnen_G: I love the 19th century.
Mia:
Weren't we going to get Mrs. Pas to build us a giant mecha and have Liface pilot
it?
Brunnen_G: Yes, that's right.
Mia: Whatever happened to
THAT idea?
wintermute: BG: I prefer the 22nd.
* Nyperold wonders what riding in a mecha the folex way would
involve.
* Brunnen_G has been trying to get
to the exhibition of great Victorian painting at the Auckland Art Gallery for
like two months now and hasn't had the time.
Brunnen_G:
Nyperold: Like I told him. Screeching away in third gear with the handbrake
on.
Sundragyn: .... I have a book somewhere where people shout, "You
stupid dupp!" at each other and it always cracks me up but then I always forget
what book it is until I read it again.
Brunnen_G: I bet his parents
would ground him for using the mecha without permission and ramming it into the
garage wall.
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been
changed to 'Brunnen-G talks about mechas and great Victorian art with no
sense of incongruity.' by Brunnen_G.
Brunnen_G: I think I'm
sort of weird.
wintermute: Heh. I was just picturing a Mecha as built
by James Watt, too.
Brunnen_G: Oooooooooooh.
Brunnen_G:
YES
RinkChat: The chat room topic has been removed by
Brunnen_G.
Sundragyn: RULE.
*
codeman38 thinks it would be hilarious if someone could do a painting of a mecha
in Victorian style.
Brunnen_G: With interior design by
William Morris.
wintermute: A huge clacky thing, with steam coming out
of everywhere :)
Brunnen_G: "Have no mecha in your home which you do
not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful"
Aragh: And velvet
gloves on it's large hammerlike fists.
* Cynthia would
prefer an M.C. Escher mecha.
Sundragyn:
Picasso.
wintermute: Geiger?
RinkChat: The chat
room topic has been changed to 'Giant mechas and the Aestheticism Movement of
the late 19th century' by Brunnen_G.
Cynthia: Instead of
overpowering your opponent with all that tacky gunfire, force him/her to
concentrate on which way is up.
Brunnen_G: Now *that's* a topic I can
get seriously into.
wintermute: LOL.
Sundragyn:
Bwah.
* Brunnen_G wants a giant mecha with wallpaper
by William Morris and some Alma-Tadema paintings in the
interior.
Aragh: This conversation has officially gone off
the wierdometer.
Brunnen_G: No it hasn't. I haven't even got started
on the furniture yet.
wintermute: No, I'd still go for a classic Watt
design.
Brunnen_G: wm: But that's only for the exterior and the
mechanism.
codeman38: Cynth: Ooh, yes, an Escher mecha *would*
rule.
Sundragyn: Maybe a nice bean-bag chair.
wintermute:
BG: Well, yes.
Brunnen_G: Beanbags are neither beautiful nor
useful.
Brunnen_G: Well, I suppose they can be considered useful if
you're comfortable in a beanbag. I'm not.
Sundragyn: But for piloting
a mecha, they might be nice.
* Mia just put her hair
in two braids. It's mecha-sexy.
Mia: Now I just need the
freckles.
Aragh: Maybe if you were surrounded by beanbags.... but then
you couldn't appreciate the artwork as you blew things into
shreds.
Brunnen_G: Mechas have braids and freckles? This is news to
me.
wintermute: You'd want lots of couches, and wrought iron
railings.
Mia: Well, no, but it is way sexy, I'm telling
you.
Mia: Like mechas. Mechas are way sexy.
Brunnen_G: Are
we talking about giant killer LITTLE GIRL mechas or what?
Mia: BG:
That would be COOL.
Brunnen_G: wm: Yes, of
course.
wintermute: Ohhh... and a Difference Engine in the
corner.
* Aragh has a nightmare about Shirley Temple
becoming a mecha....
Sundragyn: AIEE.
Brunnen_G:
With organic design for the wrought iron. Sunflowers, lilies and green
carnations. And Aubrey Beardsley ink drawings, but they have to be in a
different from the Alma-Tadema paintings or it wouldn't
go.
wintermute: BG: Naturally.
Brunnen_G: A different
*room*. Or whatever mechas have.
Aragh: Compartments, I think. This
mecha is going to be big!
Aragh: Where are you going to fit the steam
powered weapons of mass destruction?
* Brunnen_G so
hopes somebody is saving this conversation.
Hehee.
Brunnen_G: Aragh: Where they look
best.
Aragh: Brunnen_G: Oh, above the mezzanine. I
see.
wintermute: More levers! We need more
levers!
Brunnen_G: Brass ones. With big crystal faceted knobs on the
end.
wintermute: Yes!
Brunnen_G: I *LOVE* industrial-age
engineering.
Sundragyn: As far as light fixtures go, I think a
beautiful lead crystal and gold chandelier would be nice.
wintermute:
Me too. We ought to do more of it.
Brunnen_G: Especially futuristic
evil industrial-age engineering.
Aragh: Are we going to put gold
plating in the bathrooms?
Aragh: And what about the
galley?
wintermute: Aragh: Of course.
Brunnen_G: Did you
ever see "Mystery Men"? If I was a male supervillain, I would be Casanova
Frankenstein.
wintermute: Gold taps are a must.
wintermute:
Casanova Frankenstien ruled.
Aragh: Brunnen_G, who would you want to
be if you were a female supervillain?
Brunnen_G: Aragh: There aren't
any good female supervillains.
codeman38: Mystery Men
ruled.
Brunnen_G: Yet. Mua ha.
* Aragh sinks
into deep thought.
* Brunnen_G thinks the
only drawback with being Casanova Frankenstein is that folex and Liface would
probably be the Disco Boys.
wintermute: For the galley,
we'll have 200 square feet of cooking surfaces, and plenty of goose in the
larder.
Aragh: Ultimecia.... no. What was that chick's name on He-Man,
Master of the Universe?
wintermute: Liface = Tony
C!
wintermute: Oh, and lark's tongues. Can't pilot a mecha without a
plate of lark's tongues.
Sundragyn: Lark tongues.
Brunnen_G:
wm: I need a quotes page for lines like that.
wintermute: BG: Me too.
But I'm not going to start one for a while.
Brunnen_G: wm: If Matthew
was available, he could do rat curry for us.
Brunnen_G: With larks'
tongues as a side order.
* Brunnen_G thinks that the
amazing thing about this conversation is that it isn't even *close* to being
stupid o'clock yet.
Sundragyn: Stupid o'clock is
relative.
wintermute: Wait. Conversatins here get stupid later
on?
Brunnen_G: Mine do.
wintermute: Darn. I always must go
to bed too early.
Aragh: Stupider and stupider.... until they
disappear from sheer exhaustion.
wintermute: I mean, I'd be having
this sort of conversation, early eveing back home.
Brunnen_G: Anyway,
the mecha will have japanned or lacquered parlour furniture and maybe a folding
screen or two.
Brunnen_G: And some peacock feathers and an elephant
saddle representing the glory days of the Raj.
wintermute: And a
couple of hunting-rifles up on the wall.
Brunnen_G: wm: Man, you are
going to love my flat when you get here.
Aragh: Oooooh! Maybe we can
have a rhino horn!
wintermute: BG: Your interior decorater is a
Victorian?
* Brunnen_G notes that the tiger pelt on
the floor with stuffed head and feet still attached will, in fact, be vatgrown
cloned tissue, since we DO live in the modern world after
all.
wintermute: Ivory caps on the
bannisters.
Brunnen_G: wm: No, just somebody who lives in the past a
bit too much, ie me.
wintermute: BG: Ah, well. Much the same
:)
* Brunnen_G also notes that all this stuff is going
to have to be WAY stuck down for when the mecha flies around,
right?
wintermute: Of couse. Especially the
chinaware.
wintermute: Porcelain teacups are a
must.
Brunnen_G: Except for the porcelain teaset it fires at enemies
out of the special Fit Of Petulance Arm.
Brunnen_G: I also think it
should have Condescension Capability and a small, downtrodden Indian
houseboy.
wintermute: Well, I was taking that as
read.
wintermute: I mean what Mecha doesn't have a
houseboy?
Brunnen_G: He could be called Ranjit Singh, I
think.
Brunnen_G: Although we would call him
"boy".
Brunnen_G: Or "punkah-wallah."
wintermute: As long as
he's not called Kahn Noonien Singh.
wintermute: And he should call
everyone "memsahib".
Sundragyn: Ooooh. I'd love to be called
memsahib.
Brunnen_G: wm: You want him to call YOU memsahib? Well,
whatever.
* wintermute forgets the exact terms. You
know what I mean, though.
* Sundragyn knows
a certain Jaspreet who bugged her in highschool, and will provide him to be the
houseboy, gladly. :)
* Brunnen_G defends
wintermute's right to wear a pith helmet with a veil, and carry a lace
parasol.
wintermute: Hey!
Brunnen_G: "Sahib" is
more what you were thinking of, I imagine.
Sundragyn: Actually, I'll
throw in Opinder. He bugged me, too.
* Aragh will
appear in coattails, with monocle.
wintermute: Most likely,
yes.
wintermute: Anyway..
warlock has
entered.
Brunnen_G: Put me somewhere east of Suez, Where
the best is like the worst, Where there ain't no Ten Commandments, and a man can
live in a flying giant mecha with William Morris wallpaper and a small Indian
houseboy called Jaspreet.
* warlock backs away
slowly
* Brunnen_G is so sure that's how
Kipling *would* have ended that line, with a little more
thought.
wintermute: Kipling always avoided giant flying
mechas, for some reason.
wintermute: Except in that one "Just So"
Story.
Nyperold: Bad childhood memories, I'm
sure.
wintermute: "How Tokyo got it's radioactive ash-pits", I
believe.
* Brunnen_G just got the most fantastic idea
for a website feature.
Brunnen_G: However, I can rewrite
the Just So Stories later. Right now I think I should see about some
dinner.
* Brunnen_G goes to tell Ranjit Singh to hurry
up with the rat curry.
Brunnen_G: Sorry, I meant larks'
tongues.
warlock: Lark's vomit?
Brunnen_G: Merry Christmas
to all, and to all a good night.
Brunnen_G has
left.
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