I left in the horse's head bit at the beginning because I think it sets
the mood perfectly.
Ellmyruh:
Matthew: AHH DECAPITATED
HORSE
Zullin: AHH
Ellmyruh: Whoa. Who's
who?
Matthew: make it go away
Zullin: I thought I was the
only one who realized how gruesome that thing was.
Cynthia: Zullin:
Not nearly so gross as .
Travholt: Matt: Actually, it's a
horse head, not a decapitated horse.
Zullin: It's a semi-decapitated
horse. The very top of his head has been removed, and now there's a gaping black
hole full of horse brain there.
Matthew: AHH HORSE'S
HEAD
Matthew: DEBODITATED HORSE
Zullin: I don't mind the
tongue one so much.
Matthew: So, how are the badgers
today?
Zullin: Better than ever.
Matthew:
Cool.
Matthew: I was worried they'd be scared by the
fireworks.
Matthew: Especially after that nasty incident in spring
when one of them shuffled onto a mine.
Zullin: Well, you know what
they say about badgers.
Matthew: Yes, and never a truer word
spoken.
Ellmyruh: Badgers?
Zullin: I think we might start
taking them down to the orchard this weekend. Just to get them used to it, you
see, so when the real rough stuff starts, they won't go completely
daffy.
* Ellmyruh is lost.
* Ellmyruh is also curious.
Zullin: /msg
Cynthia I'm not sure I'm as trusting as you. She'd probably blab to everyone if
we told her.
Zullin: whoops
Ellmyruh: /ignore
Zullin
Matthew: Probably a good idea. Just remember to clear the area
of apples.
Matthew: You know what badgers are like when they see an
apple.
* Cynthia Zullin Probably. You know how
reporters are; one minute you tell them something, next it's all over the front
page.
Matthew: You'd never get the stains
out.
Zullin: Oh, God, that's right. I'd nearly forgotten the Carlsbad
incident.
Matthew: Who would have thought that it could put a dent in
sheet metal?
Zullin: Not Secretary Powell, that's for
sure.
Zullin: He was furious when we had drinks the following
evening.
Matthew: It was worth it in the end, though. That road had
been in need of closing off for a long time.
Matthew: On reflection,
it was a bad idea to invite his ex-mistress.
Matthew: How were we to
know she was allergic to nuts?
Matthew: Ah well. You know what they
say, it all came out in the wash.
Cynthia: Kaz is allergic to nuts,
too.
Matthew: Except for the badger.
Zullin: Well, she won't
need to worry about *that* anymore.
Ellmyruh: Are badgers allergic to
nuts?
Cynthia: I hope he isn't Secretary Powell's ex-mistress. If he
is, he's in lots of trouble when he gets home.
Ellmyruh: Oh, Powell's
ex-mistress is a badger?
Matthew: Cynthia: Not unless Kaz's real name
is Frank.
Zullin: Ell: Most are. But it can be bred out of them. Like
many other things.
Matthew: Zullin: Like milk.
* Cynthia remembers to assure Matthew that Kaz's real name
isn't Frank.
Matthew: Oh, remember that purple
one?
Zullin: Matthew: Pity it's radioactive, but I suppose that might
even come in handy come October.
Matthew: You didn't know? It was
taken away by the French ministry of defence.
Zullin: They invoked the
Prague protocol? I guess I wasn't cleared for that.
Zullin: I'm
surprised they had the nerve, after the mix-up at Arles.
Zullin: Stupid Frenchies.
Matthew: That's what the
official report stated.
Matthew: But our man in Belgium informed us
that the government had handed over a large sum of cash and a packet of cheeses
almost immediately afterwards.
Zullin: Whatever tritium they got from
it will probably end up on the black market. What a waste.
Matthew:
Yeah.
Matthew: Still, there's always November.
Zullin:
Cheeses? That might mean Poufiron was involved. I thought they'd "retired"
him.
Matthew: No, it wasn't his style. They were small
individually-waxed ones.
Matthew: It might be an undercover
militaristic badger group posing as Poufiron.
Matthew: We should be on
our guard. Have the forces at Stanton doubled, and build a new KFC in
Penge.
Zullin: Well, I'll mention that to the gents in Neo-Flesh
Integration. They're always happy to get the odd international
tidbit.
Zullin: Penge? You're sure?
Matthew: Heh. Very
"happy."
Zullin: LOL, right.
Matthew: Sure. Badgers are
prone to use the Larrat maneuver, after all.
Matthew: And besides,
they need a KFC. It couldn't hurt.
Matthew: At least, not anyone we
care about.
Zullin: Ah, I hadn't thought of that. I'll put Fleener on
it, then.
Zullin: It will be nice to have him out from
underfoot.
Matthew: He's back?
Matthew: Dude, I've been away
too long.
Zullin: Oh, yes. He's really not qualified to work on the
implants, but given what happened to his uncle, we haven't had the heart to kick
him out.
Matthew: Hm, fair. That was particularly
nasty.
Matthew: Nearly made the papers, that did.
Matthew:
Those guys in A3 are amazing. You'd think someone would notice a chunk of Norway
drifting away like that.
Zullin: Yes, that was a close shave. Security
was up in arms for weeks. Good thing the Bohm girl bought the "errant weather
balloon" story.
Matthew: Bless her.
banana
has entered.
Matthew: Well worth that new job
thing.
Matthew: Uh-oh. I think we're being watched.
Zullin:
I'll have it taken care of.
* banana
hides
* banana puts on a mustache and comes
back
Travholt: Matt: A3?
Matthew: They must have
found a way around our lock. I'll look into it.
Matthew: Oh no. Maybe
Sam found those modifications...
Matthew: Abort.
Matthew has left.
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