eviltoaster: ahhhh
eviltoaster:
lauren/
eviltoaster: ?
eviltoaster: is anyone else
on?
Zarniwoop: I'm here. I'd just rather talk to the wall right
now.
eviltoaster: i like walls
eviltoaster: they talk back u
kno?
SadisticCracker: i think i went out with a wall
once
eviltoaster: i hav good conversations
before
eviltoaster: more stimulant thean with
guys
eviltoaster: good times good times
eviltoaster: but
than i found webb
eviltoaster: =-)
Zarniwoop: I'm sorry. You
obviously mistake me for someone who cares.
SadisticCracker:
lalla
eviltoaster: oh jeez im sorry
SadisticCracker: oooh
catfight
SadisticCracker: zarniwoop on the
warpath
eviltoaster: is this not a public
place/
eviltoaster: ?
SadisticCracker: evil toaster in her
own little corner, singing disney songs
SadisticCracker: who will
win?
SadisticCracker: or will it be.... sadistic cracker, chucking
crackers at the idle chat paritcipants?
eviltoaster: i'll say wat ever
i want to
eviltoaster: and if u dont like it than
leave
SadisticCracker: TELL IT, SISTA!
[TOM->Zarniwoop] What the HELL is going
on?
eviltoaster: my sista from anotha mista
[TOM->Zarniwoop] WHERE are all the ops? (More
importantly)
[Zarniwoop->TOM]
*shrug*
[TOM->Zarniwoop] I'd mock them,
but I don't think it's really worth it.
[Zarniwoop->TOM] I'm trying furiously to insult them, but
it doesn't appear to be working.
SadisticCracker has left.
[TOM->Zarniwoop] LOL
TOM
is back.
eviltoaster: ah
eviltoaster:
well
[Zarniwoop->TOM] I don't think they have the
necessary brain capacity to get wound up ant anything anyone says on a level
above UR GAY
eviltoaster: hi tom
[TOM->Zarniwoop] LOL....that appears to be very
true.
TOM: TOM. Not tom.
TOM: And
hello.
eviltoaster: oh dry for my stupidness
eviltoaster:
*sry
TOM: Yeah. Sry. Whatever the hell that
means.
eviltoaster: sorry
TOM: Now, was that so hard to type
out?
eviltoaster: hmmm
TOM: Don't think too
hard.
eviltoaster: ur too sarcastic
Zarniwoop: Don't want to
wear those poor grey cells out.
eviltoaster: u kno
TOM: Am
not.
TOM: I am the least sarcastic person I've ever
met.
eviltoaster: people dont appreciate
sacasticness
Zarniwoop: You won't be able to destroy them with drugs
later in life if you did that.
TOM: Sure they do.
TOM:
People don't appreciate people that can't spell out the word
"sorry."
TOM: Now that's a fact.
Zarniwoop: *I* appreciate
sarcasm. I *don't* appreciate you.
TOM: My sarcasm is well
appreciated. Assuming I had any. Which I don't.
eviltoaster: ohh well
exscuse me monsiur
TOM: And we don't appreciate the French, either. So
keep their language out of here.
Zarniwoop: You're
exscused.
eviltoaster: jeez
eviltoaster:
thanks
eviltoaster: really
TOM: In fact, I'm hard pressed to
find *anybody* who appreciates the French.
eviltoaster: u just made my
day
Zarniwoop: The pleasure is all yours.
TOM: Oh, you're
welcome.
TOM: Really.
eviltoaster:
really?
eviltoaster: ohh
TOM: No.
TOM: I was being
sarcastic.
TOM: Maybe.
eviltoaster: maybe not
SadisticCracker has entered.
TOM: No. Not
maybe not. Maybe.
eviltoaster: heeey sc
SadisticCracker:
Hello.
[TOM->Zarniwoop] Ah....the other half of the
tag team is back.
eviltoaster: wats shakin
bacon/
eviltoaster: ?
* TOM sees a cracker.
Not bacon.
Zarniwoop: How would one shake
bacon?
SadisticCracker: wow, you guys are smart as hell.
cough.
TOM: To get the fat off, I presume.
eviltoaster:
ahem
Zarniwoop: Is it some sort of ritual you idiots undertake
regularly or just a one-off shot?
eviltoaster:
ahem
SadisticCracker: of course
[TOM->Zarniwoop] LOL
SadisticCracker:
being an idiot is hard work, my pms'ing friend!
eviltoaster:
ehe
TOM: It sure seems it.
eviltoaster: it is
TOM:
I bet.
TOM: Just how do you do it?
SadisticCracker: what,
pms'ing or being an idiot
Zarniwoop: Both.
TOM: Shaking
bacon.
eviltoaster: its really not that hard
[Zarniwoop->TOM] Are you saving this?
[TOM->Zarniwoop] Not yet...
[TOM->Zarniwoop] Starting now,
though.
Zarniwoop: Good job, or you wouldn't manage
it.
[Zarniwoop->TOM]
Good.
eviltoaster: what?
SadisticCracker: ouch,
diss
TOM: Huh?
Zarniwoop: Oh sorry. I didn't use words of
one syllable.
TOM: Yes. Bad Zarn. No cookie for you.
TOM: Or
bacon, either.
SadisticCracker: Oh sorry. I'm not trying to look
intelligent all the time.
masterko has
entered.
Zarniwoop: It. Is. A. Good. Thing. Shaking. Bacon.
Is. Easy. Or. You. Would. Have. Problems. With. It.
eviltoaster:
well
masterko: hello all!
TOM: Hey,
masterko.
eviltoaster: oh really?
Zarniwoop: I can live
without bacon.
TOM: Nope.
SadisticCracker: you idiot, we're
not iliterate, although you're thoughts that you're so intelligent may so
otherwise
Zarniwoop: *splutter*
eviltoaster: yas i
agree
SadisticCracker: i enjoy being random and not making
sense
Zarniwoop: No response necessary there.
TOM: Zarn:
Care to translate the sentence into normal English?
masterko:
ditto!
SadisticCracker: i dont enjoy sounding like... well...
you....
eviltoaster: randomosity
TOM: You don't? That's a
shame.
SadisticCracker: randomosity. right on,
toaster.
Zarniwoop: Oh, good. Could you then be rondom somewhere
else?
eviltoaster: no
masterko:
rondom?
eviltoaster: like it here
Zarniwoop: And if you
could see your way to dying while you're at it, then the world will be far
better off.
masterko: the kingdom of Ron?
Zarniwoop: Ha. Ha.
Ha. No.
SadisticCracker: ramen!!!
SadisticCracker: i love
rame;n
SadisticCracker: ramen**
eviltoaster:
haahaahah
eviltoaster: i love cheesecake
eviltoaster: its
good
eviltoaster: taylor put that inmy bio
eviltoaster: *in
my
SadisticCracker: tayloR?
Zarniwoop: Do you mind? Soft
porn is not a topic of discussion here.
SadisticCracker: taylor
who?
eviltoaster: lets play a game
TOM:
No.
masterko: yeah!
Zarniwoop: Okay, let's play a
game.
eviltoaster: its called shut the fork up for 30
minutes
TOM: The fork's not talking, though.
Zarniwoop: Why
don't you see how quickly you can click that little link called
"Leave"?
masterko: um....I was thinking Molebot.
masterko:
but that's just me
eviltoaster: it is to me
eviltoaster: the
fork i mean
TOM: I bet it is.
Zarniwoop: You like cutlery,
then?
masterko: cutrely?
TOM: Only on
bacon.
eviltoaster: in our world we are all little
forks
SadisticCracker: im a cracker, as a matter of
fact
TOM: Liar.
eviltoaster: well im a
toaster
eviltoaster: but
Zarniwoop: You're certainly
crackers.
SadisticCracker: You know it, baby
eviltoaster:
all the ahem regular ahem people r forks
Zarniwoop: I see. And where
do you buy your acid from?
SadisticCracker: the corner
store
eviltoaster: umm actually im on speed
TOM: This theory
of yours is absolutely fascinating. I hope that you can continue to propound
upon it, in the hopes that a desirable compromise can be
attained.
TOM: Like one that involves you, say,
leaving.
eviltoaster: umm no
SadisticCracker: sounds
great
eviltoaster: it \really doesnt
eviltoaster: i can
think bout it fine from here
masterko: ditto
here!
Zarniwoop: Or dying.
SadisticCracker: i like how you
guys use big words to try and intimidate us who dont care.
masterko: I
can fix up that!
TOM: Actually, that's how I normally
talk.
eviltoaster: im already dead
eviltoaster: can u die
twice?
SadisticCracker: im a good hitman! pick me! pick
me!
Zarniwoop: That could be arranged.
TOM: I'm already
having to lower myself to make sure my point gets across,
anyways.
masterko: yup! you can be scared to death
twice!
TOM: Which you seem to missing,
nonetheless.
SadisticCracker: how old are you all
TOM:
8.
TOM: You're being outsmarted by an 8 year old. How does that make
you feel?
masterko: 1 1/2 months old
Zarniwoop: Ah, that
explains it.
SadisticCracker: well tom, it makes me feel
fabulous
masterko: I'm joking!
TOM: Good. That's what I was
hoping for.
eviltoaster has
left.
TOM: That's a shame.
masterko: he would
have made a great punching bag...
SadisticCracker: eviltoaster is much
more intelligent in real life. and its a she, my friends, not a
he.
TOM: And a human, not a toaster.
masterko:
oh...sorry!
* masterko is
ashamed
Zarniwoop: Amazing how retarded the internet can
make some people.
SadisticCracker: yes, yes i agree
TOM: Or
how big a liar it can make them.
SadisticCracker: but thats just the
fun of it
TOM: Not that that point is in any way related to this
discussion.
Zarniwoop: What, acting like a retard is
fun?
SadisticCracker: anyone can use big words and look
smart...
TOM: No. Only I can.
Zarniwoop: Anyone can act like
a retard, as well. Your point?
TOM: And Zarn,
sometimes.
TOM: Zarn: Your mistake is assuming that there was a
point.
SadisticCracker: zarn, if i were a little kid, you'd be the
kind of person that i'd look at and run and hide from. which can be taken as a
compliment.
SadisticCracker: if you aren't narrow minded.
coughcoughcough
* masterko lol's
quietly
TOM: No. If you were a little kid, you wouldn't be
such an ass, and Zarn wouldn't give you any cause to make you
run.
SadisticCracker: I take pride in my assisoity
masterko:
NO...BAD...WORDS...IN...HERE!!!!!!!
TOM: Zarn dresses up as Santa
Claus for the mall at Christmas. Little kids love him, don't they Zarn?
;-)
masterko: if sam catches you....I fear to
wonder.
Zarniwoop: Piss off.
*
SadisticCracker makes tom sit in the corner for swearing in the
chatroom
SadisticCracker: i think zarniwoop is experiencing
pms. or some manly pms.
* TOM doubts very much that
Sam would care that he just said "ass," given the way the evening's been
going.
* SadisticCracker swears a lot but
is trying to restrain herself
* masterko
kicks TOM to remind him to not say bad words.
* Zarniwoop thinks that Sam would probably be employing
industrial language too if he were in here.
TOM:
LOL
* SadisticCracker says
fork
SadisticCracker: damnit, it censored
me!
TOM: Fascinating.
TOM: HOW ODD
* Zarniwoop swears every third bloody word in real life, but
can control himself perfectly well in here, because he has a
brain.
TOM: And it didn't sensor "ass." GEE I GUESS SAM
DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
* SadisticCracker
questions zarniwoop's brain theory
* TOM
question's your ability to question.
*
masterko screams at the top of his lungs," DON'T SWEAR IN
HERE!!!!!
masterko: *please?
*
SadisticCracker laughs at masterko, in a semi friendly way
* SadisticCracker doesn't understand masterko's
swear-o-phobia
* masterko thinks
SadisticCracker is asking for a fight!!
*
TOM laughs at SadisticCracker, without any sort of
qualifier.
Zarniwoop: Yes, go and have a fight.
ELSEWHERE.
* SadisticCracker feels special for being
made fun of by tom
[Zarniwoop->TOM]
WHERE IS EVERYONE????
[TOM->Zarniwoop] I
don't know!
* SadisticCracker thinks zarniwoop
should join in the festivities and argue
Zarniwoop: You
want to feel even more special? Go jump off a bridge.
[TOM->Zarniwoop] All the ops on my AIM list are either not
online or away! Or idle!
masterko: (amen)
Zarniwoop:
You'll be in the news and everything.
*
SadisticCracker has the feeling zarniwoop is running out of comebacks.
damn!
TOM: You should. Not just anybody gets made fun of by
me.
Zarniwoop: Plus, you'll be dead, thus immeasurably improving our
gene pool.
SadisticCracker: (amen as well)
SadisticCracker:
wow zarniwoop, you sure are smart and intelligent! i'll be back, i feel the need
to vomit all over myself now
Zarniwoop: You do that.
TOM:
You forgot the period at the end of that sentence.
Zarniwoop: Try and
choke on it, would you?
SadisticCracker: oops, my bad
masterko has left.
SadisticCracker: will
do
TOM: Yes, it is, isn't it?
SadisticCracker: hey
zarniwoop, i think your sexy as hell. lets hook up.
Zarniwoop: Sorry.
I don't shag brainless morons.
SadisticCracker: too bad, you're really
missing out
Zarniwoop: Try Yahboo.
SadisticCracker:
hmm
Zarniwoop: You'll find plenty of people on your mental level
there.
SadisticCracker: well i must be leaving now, ill see you
tonight zarniwoop, you sexy thing you
SadisticCracker
has left.
Zarniwoop: Plus, if we're lucky, you'll end up
meeting someone and they'll kill you.
TOM: And a good time was had by
all.
Zarniwoop: Wow. It worked.
TOM: A nickel says one will
come back to see if we talk about them after they left.
Zarniwoop:
Sorry. I don't take play money.
TOM: You're lucky, Zarn. I was
considering abandoning you. ;-)
TOM: But I just couldn't leave a
fellow man out to dry like that.
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