The Answer Song

For ages, I searched the Internet for the lyrics to the Answer Song from that one movie about those people who cheated their way through school that I can't remember the name of. Then it comes on HBO again! Joy! I turn closed captioning on to make sure I get it all, and here it is! The lyrics to The Answer Song.

To the tune of Beethoven's "Ode to Joy"...

Crippled elves do dance around a
Devil covered by blue dress
Dairy causes diarrhea
Chunky creamy butter cheese

Bad Billy does dope,
B****es, and brews, but
Can't even built a
Cigarette boat

Allah bangs booze every day
Above a bridge, behind a cave

Carpet crawler can't eat eagle
Before chicken during day