For ages, I searched the Internet for the lyrics to the Answer Song from that one movie about those people who cheated their way through school that I can't remember the name of. Then it comes on HBO again! Joy! I turn closed captioning on to make sure I get it all, and here it is! The lyrics to The Answer Song.
To the tune of Beethoven's "Ode to Joy"... Crippled elves do dance around a Devil covered by blue dress Dairy causes diarrhea Chunky creamy butter cheese Bad Billy does dope, B****es, and brews, but Can't even built a Cigarette boat Allah bangs booze every day Above a bridge, behind a cave Carpet crawler can't eat eagle Before chicken during day